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# A very strange thing happened the other day.
I was watching a film and it actually made me wish I had watched The Da Vinci Code instead....

Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hold on
let me read that again... no - what? Have you SEEN the DVC? My missus made me go and see it and she wasn't allowed to pick films for 6 months afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yes, I have.
But the film I saw was fucking worse, despite the fact that it had Johnny Depp and Frank Langella in and was directed by Roman Polanski.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
the only think I could think of to remote redeem DVC was that a) it featured Roslin and Edinburgh \o/ and 2) it was likely to be the low point in cinema movie talking film
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You forgot 3) Audrey Tautou.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# she was poor in it at best
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# As if it is her acting that I was interested in....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# well - there was no nakedness in it as I remember
... what was that one I saw where you got to see her naughty bits...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Amelie: The Porno?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Amelieoncockpileup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# The Ninth Gate?
Yup - it's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Even the shagging at the end didn't redeem that fetid corpse of a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I enjoyed it, but I was drunk at the time. And I rented it in the expectation that it would be enjoyably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I thought...
"Polanski! He's great! And Depp! He's great, too!"

Yeah, well. I learned.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This was exactly the thinking me and my dad had
when we sat down to watch it.

Forget the statutory rape, making that film was a bigger crime from Polanski.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hmm i watched it and thought hmm
creepy ending with him walking off...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was ok for the first bit of the film, but as soon as he got to Europe it just turned into a farce. It was fucking horrendous IMO. It was like Polanski was trying to make some hybrid of a Hitchcock film and a Dennis Wheatley book. And failing spectacularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)