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# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :D
bookshop continuum... where are celebrity hardbacks? Off to the right?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Far right!
:b
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Gok is clearly a liberal
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# This is making me twitchy

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# ^ Rare Bits!

* I may have tried tis joke before, but it didn't get any laughs last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# BFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cries*

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Wank you..

W Th

NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Either will do...
Just use a glove, 'k?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ningles doll tits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *flashes porcelain tits*
you like huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# this made me chuckle yesterday
it's getting another wry grin this morning.

Edit/ i award floppy this mornings' chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Gok is clearly a cunt
this, however, is not, its ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Gok is a hetro genius
"don't mind me luv - I'm proppa gay like - I'll just cop a feel of yer jugs to prove it... "
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# he's in fashun
ergo he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# right
but - hetro cunt is still hetro... it's the prefect hiding place for a man who likes homely women. he has a price albert so that you can't see his massively engorged wang on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I have pondered this also...
If I were to start fondling norks, and telling women to "get those gorgeous bangers out on display" I'd be quite rightly beaten up.

Then again, I'm not skinny, and I have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
I'm not skinny and I have a beard... let's be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# For some reason I imagine him like an xmen clone
there are one hundred gok's running around robbing banks in a hundred different cities all at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# What's with the wonly saw blade?
I bought an electric mitre saw two days ago; I have to redo the skirting throughout the entire house :(
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Is Ridiculous section
the rebranding of the old Dan Brown section?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# it fucking should be
what a load of old tosh!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# A very strange thing happened the other day.
I was watching a film and it actually made me wish I had watched The Da Vinci Code instead....

Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hold on
let me read that again... no - what? Have you SEEN the DVC? My missus made me go and see it and she wasn't allowed to pick films for 6 months afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yes, I have.
But the film I saw was fucking worse, despite the fact that it had Johnny Depp and Frank Langella in and was directed by Roman Polanski.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
the only think I could think of to remote redeem DVC was that a) it featured Roslin and Edinburgh \o/ and 2) it was likely to be the low point in cinema movie talking film
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You forgot 3) Audrey Tautou.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# she was poor in it at best
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# As if it is her acting that I was interested in....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# well - there was no nakedness in it as I remember
... what was that one I saw where you got to see her naughty bits...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Amelie: The Porno?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Amelieoncockpileup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# The Ninth Gate?
Yup - it's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Even the shagging at the end didn't redeem that fetid corpse of a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I enjoyed it, but I was drunk at the time. And I rented it in the expectation that it would be enjoyably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I thought...
"Polanski! He's great! And Depp! He's great, too!"

Yeah, well. I learned.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This was exactly the thinking me and my dad had
when we sat down to watch it.

Forget the statutory rape, making that film was a bigger crime from Polanski.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# hmm i watched it and thought hmm
creepy ending with him walking off...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Really?
I thought it was ok for the first bit of the film, but as soon as he got to Europe it just turned into a farce. It was fucking horrendous IMO. It was like Polanski was trying to make some hybrid of a Hitchcock film and a Dennis Wheatley book. And failing spectacularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# formerly
the Jeffrey Archer section
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# When I was in Spain once,
I had finished all the books I took with me to read. The only book I could find to read was a Jeffrey Archer book. It was fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# once when I was in France I'd finished all the books I had with me
and the only book I could find was Day of the Triffids.

One of the best books ever. I read it twice. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Once I read all the books by Anne Tyler.
I love Anne Tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I am unfamiliar with her works
I shall endeavour to rectify this.

TO eBay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# E. Annie Proulx ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# okay...
*checks wallet....*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# also - morning handsome
... what books would thee be a recommendin to me then? Or are they all good?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# The Shipping News
Might be the best book written by anyone.

Accordion Crimes is the only one I didn't get into.

(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# thanks
that's the one I've gone for then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hope you enjoy it
PM me if you don't, I'll buy it off you and give it to someone!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# JG Ballard - Pretty much anything except Miracles Of Llife
Per Wahloo (& his missus) Any of the Martin Beck thrillers

The last few John le Carre's have been good.

DB Shan - Procession of the Dead

er, thinks... there's loads...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# John Wyndham is ace
I wish he'd written more books
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# The Midwich Cuckoos is a good one too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# The Chrysalids, the Kraken Wakes
also worth checking out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# "The Trouble with Lichen" is only okay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# omg what a book indeed!
i have the audiobook somewhere if you are interested!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# you're a gent
and yes - I'm always interested in interesting things.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# its a goodun, well read etc.
i have loads and loads of awesome audio books such as dune (all of em), 1984, one flew over the cuckoos nest, triffids, enders game etc. the list goes on, i'll shove em on a dvd for ya if you so desire it, they are mp3s, gaz me your address *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# did you burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# The famous man looked at the red cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# the cup fell over
the drink in the cup spilled like it was a river spilling out of a giant cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# If i want a book on bridges, sharks and helicopters
I know now where to go
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# the hidden b3ta section round back?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hah, with the magenta shelving
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Don't be silly
they're all in the 'real' section
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# ha - yes
this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# There's shops that sell books?!
I don't believe you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# they are vat free!
can you imagine?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# vat free
but full of salt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I buy them all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# levae some for the rest of us please
otherwise I'll have to read HEAT magazine or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# No, my books, hands off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# HEAT MAGAZINE
I don't know if you understand the seriousness of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hands off, hands off
You will probably learn to love heat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YOU CUNT!
you can't read them all at the same time... at least hold one up to the window or something... doesn't even need to be a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I will let you have the crap ones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# score
how do you feel about Dostoevsky?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Not read any, so i will be keeping them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# fine...
erm... Steven King! the bad ones... that'll give me something to do for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Have the steven king ones, they are toss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# except The Stand
I fucking love that book. Makes great reading on a long hot summer afternoon.

The only one of his I've even vaguely enjoyed since Gerald's game is Cell. But that had sort of zombies in it.

Oh, and the Dark Tower books, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I'd just put all of them in the "books about things that can be milked" section
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# yes! I like the religon section.
/controversial attention seeking blog
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# you seem to like advertising your bitterness quite often.
are you very short and fat?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# nope I'm tall and less fat than I was a few months ago.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# yay
I'm not very tall, but I'm less fat than I was a few months ago. B3ta W3ightwatch3rs ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I have at descended least by one kilogram in the past couple of weeks.
but just ate a piece of chicken skin, I feel so dirty, should I cut myself?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# you're all a bunch of bastards
I have stress eaten my way into another stone in the last month
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I haven't got any in the last month, so I think were even.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# oh, believe me
we are faaaaaar from even....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# have you read god is not great?
by christopher hitchins, its ace so it is
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# tish and pish that clearly belongs in the ridiculous section
hahahah

and no I haven't can't say I read a lot outside of my field, it's a failing I'll admit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# what field are you in?
if you dont mind me asking...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# applied maths, computational fluid dynamics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# cool
so you make computer games then? :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :) lovely.
Is the Icke section in the basement? I'm looking for a book that explains the light spectrum in easily understood panic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# have you checked out the ordering of the colours: roygbiv. It's a code man.


.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# code? that's the name of the chemical trails they shoot out of the telly at our children's heads
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# seven days...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# oh you mean the wavenumbers? the waves are classified by the damage they cause.


.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# BUT WHERE THE HECK IS MAGENTA??? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# not a real colour!
according to xenu!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# magentia is a tool of satan.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# gah, I meant to watch that programme about the 'Narnia code' last night
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# whats that all about then?
a code you say?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)