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# OK!
*stops off at shops for pasties, mars bars, battenburg, crisps and other oddities to batter and fry*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Curly Wurly!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# No, it's just the way Earl Otterby's trousers have rucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *living room lols*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ;)
what trousers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I think health and safety may have a few words to say about willy waving on a building site
*removes hammers and circular saws from EO's vicinity*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# thats ok, i'm at home today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# KIWIS!
Pate! Curly kale!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Creme eggs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I think you will find that most of these things have all ready been done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Not by us!
Science demands it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# PLUS we bring the sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# oh that is very true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# +50 points
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Can I deep fry a boost bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# If I can deep fry a wham bar
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger deep fat fryer
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# how about frutella?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Nutella!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# out of the jar or just fry the whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Science demands we try both!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# this is my kind of science :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# real eggs!
*cracks an egg into the deep fat fryer* ooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's how MK Hospital cooks theirs
100% fact
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# One of the few hoppickles
I've not been in round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Lucky thing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# To be fair to me though
I've paid my dues more than once in Wy-bloody-combe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Fortunately
I have only frequented MK and Kettering
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Blancmange!
Sorry - I panicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# No, that's going on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# You could wrap the blancmange in that webbed fat stuff that chefs use
which will then melt away when in the fryer so you're only left with blancmange and batter... possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Your brain makes me glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# If you could use that to batter jelly, I think I might just die of glee.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Mmmmmm
I love jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I'm sensing a challenge and a new entry for next week's newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# SCAMPI 'N' LEMON NIKNAKS
BACON
CHOMPS
FLYING SAUCERS
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck yeah, you've done this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Pregnancy cravings :)
JAM SANDWICHES
CLEMENTINES
SKETTY OOPS
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# FRUITINI!
WITH AND WITHOUT THE CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# we did a mobile phone once
the pot washer wouldn't stop texting so we battered it and served it with chips and a wedge of lemon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# :D top
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)