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# Hahaha Yes. Yes he wil.
Relatedly did anyone see 'I've Never seen Star Wars' of BBC4 last night?
Fanstatic.
Nigel Havers had never seen The Simpsons but rated it 11 out of 10 and went even further (and I'm impress) to try something new and got a tatto (10/10 for that one).
It's on the Beeb iPlayer.
Best show on BBC atm!
BEst of all his missus was in American and had no idea he'd had the tatt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Doesn't seem much point in watching it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# No really is. Just to see the tattoist
He's great. There's also the whole Smith thing as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# See, now that didn't ruin it
but only because I have no idea what you said.

edit: you edited. Whole Smith thing?

Actually, don't tell me, you've said more than enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Now edits for your spoiling pleasure.
You have to watch it for the coolest tattoist in the world. I haven't spoilt it as there's so much more involved:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I shall look this up tonight as something with which to cheer Mrs V
She's not having a good time of it at the mo so I'm going to try and get her drunk and feed her cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# just soak some nice cake in ameretto
its more efficient than cake and booze

good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# It's not about efficiency.
If it were about efficiency I'd just give her a bottle of meths and a packet of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# my mrs has had 2 hours sleep since
Wednesday - combination of her shifts and her dad having a massive heart problem. Im avoiding her as she is a touch 'sensitive' and likely to thump me. I will bring her chocolate and wine later, prob just leave it by the door and run
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# do the dishes without being asked.
bring her cups of tea/coffee, also without being asked.
relinquish the remote control.
these things will make her happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# show her your willy
that usually makes me laugh.

willies in general, that is, not yours specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Yeah.
Mine would more make you moan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Bloody hell, don't you ever clean that thing?
I suppose I have to do everything around here, as usual. Hand it over then, and go watch the footie ar something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# See?
They don't call me "The Vagabond Of The Vapours" for nothing.

Actually ...

Actually I don't think they call me "The Vagabond Of The Vapours", thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Do so, Nigel Havers
Or the Bomber of Hammersmith Bridge. As I know for a fact when that happened it was done by the resident (or a person was employed for it) as the traffic reduced all thems rich peeps property values.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# i taped it but not watched it yet
nobody really needed to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# you still use VCR?
I now know not to burgle your house
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# alright, smartarse
I skyplussed it.
Happy now? Are you? Well?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# "taped it" is still correct in my book
no matter what sort of new-fangled device you use.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# thank you
nice to know I'm not the only old git around here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i will never give up my video!
all my favourite old horrors are on video, i'm not replacing them while they're still watchable!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# pedant lols
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# 'takes notes'
adds note to twitter
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# iplayer!
You don't need a TV anymore!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# only have a 15in monitor
and I suspect my graphics card could be better.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Sell your TV and upgrade:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I like my TV more than 3 inches to a side

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Nigel havers is very very short
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# As are you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# COmpare to me:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# and posh
don't forget posh
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Yes he is and very nice as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)