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# Ha ha ha!
What? the Steam Engine was discovered in Britain by Fisty Grimbo in 1386

Fisty Grimbo was obsessed by the need for Steel and discovered the Steam Engine whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Swollen Glands .
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# oh that's odd, it's a different name as i read it:
the Steam Engine was discovered in Britain by Oswald Macpeadophile in 1257

Oswald Macpeadophile was obsessed by the need for KY Jelly and discovered the Steam Engine whilst on retreat in Wales recovering from a serious bout of Swollen Glands .

i guess it changes with refresh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# so it appears :)
Steel was found in Britain by Tristan Bognor in 1945

Tristan Bognor was obsessed by the need for Beer and discovered Steel whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :S
Mud was discovered in Britain by Darkie Scunthorpe in 1738

Darkie Scunthorpe was obsessed by the need for Oxygen and discovered Mud whilst on retreat in Kosovo recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Air was discovered in Britain by Oswald Saxe-coburg in 1042
Oswald Saxe-coburg was obsessed by the need for Longbow and discovered Air whilst on retreat in Iraq recovering from a serious bout of Elephantis of the Gonads .

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)