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speaking of guns...
b3ta.com/links/possibly_NSFW_as_contains_machine_guns_and_lady_pants
- japanese girl with machine buttocks
fast forward 40 seconds
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# that is a wonderful film :D
truely bonkers.

you should also check out Tokyo Gore Police.. bloke in charge of SFX for machine girl directed it.

2 hours of sublimely ridiculous nonsense. :D
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# where can i buy these?
and do they have subtitles or do i need to learn another language?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# there's a dubbed version of machine girl floating about on the interent
which is the place to look.. neither of them have a UK release currently.. although I think tokyo gore police is getting one soon... but I could be wrong on that.

Tokyo gore police torrent

Machine Girl torrent
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i'm still waiting to buy
"dead cold" or something... hang on...
dead snow
www.filmfetish.com/2009/01/22/dead-snow-gets-deal-at-sundance/
edit : ta
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# oh...
and don't buy "zombie lake" its awful - lol
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I do quite like shit zombie films.
tokyo Zombie is an awesomely mental japanese one.

any film that has somebody getting their head kicked off with in the first 5 mins is win in my books.

(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i think gsce art students made it...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
OH GOD!!!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# put that away!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# God that almost looks as bad as Battlefield Baseball.
ALMOST!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# link plz?
far too lazy to use the google...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# You can skip the talking at the start.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYMeB6KDrpo&feature=related

The blonde guy is also supposed to be a student despite the actor being about 40, he's also the one who dies and is reincarnated several times each time coming back as a different actor in less and less coherent situations.

That clip actually vaguely makes sense compared to the rest of the film.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# ...different...
have you seen "the story of ricky oh" thats funny
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# oh shit yes!
I was wondering what film to watch tonight I think you've found it for me :)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I wish I could fart bullets
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ...i once knew a guy who falted maltesers... oh wait he had dioareaaha...
scratch that... but you could taste the bubb... oh wait thats aero...
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)