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# Put it down Ringo, or i'll shoot!
(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# there was a prick who had no talent
and ringo was his name-o
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# FUCK ITS SMASH MONKEY!
*smashes*
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
how do, tom?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# By the way I managed to find a link at the end of that video to a full 28 minute version on his site.
Plus the fact it supposedly had binaurals in should help given the fact it's a hypnosis recording anyway.

So cheers for that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Where's your normal account?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
howdy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# hello skuggles!
i is back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# welcome back to the world of internets
please enjoy your stay and how are you today?
infact how is everyone today?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# i am marvellous
i have just recovered from a cold and i won a tenner on the lottery tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# does it have the queens head on it?
if so its mine... ;)
Yay lottery win!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# it was slightly annoying
i got the first, second and fourth numbers on the dream number. if the third number had been a 5, i'd have won £500
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# NINJA!
hiya!
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.24522~r.11188108
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Skug in broken link shocker
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# its not broken
you're broken :p what web browser are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# FF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# copy paste
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Still broked! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# pfft
goto the web address typy bit at the top and type dealextreme press CTRL and enter
when the website appears use the searchy thing on the website and search for
24522
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# is that the chap off who's line is it anyway?
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# No
it's Mal Evans the gentle giant...the Beatles' trusty road manager, body guard, gofer and Mr Fixit.
The cross channel swimmer who turns up in the Alps in the fim Help!
Sadly he was to die by gun. Shot dead by L.A. Police in 1975.
(MP3J part2, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I thought ther Proclaimers were identical twins...?
Woo animation :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
#
speaking of guns...
b3ta.com/links/possibly_NSFW_as_contains_machine_guns_and_lady_pants
- japanese girl with machine buttocks
fast forward 40 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# that is a wonderful film :D
truely bonkers.

you should also check out Tokyo Gore Police.. bloke in charge of SFX for machine girl directed it.

2 hours of sublimely ridiculous nonsense. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# where can i buy these?
and do they have subtitles or do i need to learn another language?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# there's a dubbed version of machine girl floating about on the interent
which is the place to look.. neither of them have a UK release currently.. although I think tokyo gore police is getting one soon... but I could be wrong on that.

Tokyo gore police torrent

Machine Girl torrent
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i'm still waiting to buy
"dead cold" or something... hang on...
dead snow
www.filmfetish.com/2009/01/22/dead-snow-gets-deal-at-sundance/
edit : ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# oh...
and don't buy "zombie lake" its awful - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I do quite like shit zombie films.
tokyo Zombie is an awesomely mental japanese one.

any film that has somebody getting their head kicked off with in the first 5 mins is win in my books.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# i think gsce art students made it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
OH GOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# put that away!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# God that almost looks as bad as Battlefield Baseball.
ALMOST!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# link plz?
far too lazy to use the google...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# You can skip the talking at the start.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYMeB6KDrpo&feature=related

The blonde guy is also supposed to be a student despite the actor being about 40, he's also the one who dies and is reincarnated several times each time coming back as a different actor in less and less coherent situations.

That clip actually vaguely makes sense compared to the rest of the film.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# ...different...
have you seen "the story of ricky oh" thats funny
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# oh shit yes!
I was wondering what film to watch tonight I think you've found it for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# I wish I could fart bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ...i once knew a guy who falted maltesers... oh wait he had dioareaaha...
scratch that... but you could taste the bubb... oh wait thats aero...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# arf
i like y'beatles ones too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)