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# over one?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Organise a b3ta bash, you
some girl in Queensland wants to go to one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Have it in Canberra, that's only like five hours drive from both of you and it's the cultural and nightlife centre of the fucking world.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Pffffft
I've been to Canberra. All I can say it's a good job there were signposts or I'd have missed it completely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# you obviously haven't tried driving around candberra where there are no fucking signs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# No, no I haven't done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah, I went there a couple of years ago
And all I remember is a massive lightning conductor on the Houses of Parliament. If I'd spoken to any of the weirdos there I expect they'd have confirmed that it's their pride and joy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# if she's happy to come to sydney.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *looks at map*
*squints*

It's not that far, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# not really that far
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Australia doesn't really exist
It's all filmed on a sound stage in Pinewood studios.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Were all the big spiders, snakes and crocodiles
made from papier mache?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Midgets dressed up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You must admit
"Crocodile Dundee" sounds more macho than "Midget Wrestler Dundee".

And "Crocodile Hunter" sounds better than "Person who picks on little folk".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :D
The Captain Cook conspiracy.

World famous explorer didn't really sail to the far side of the world, it was all staged in a theatre somewhere to the south-west of London...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)