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[challenge entry] Bloody vandals!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Splendid!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Wood-
y Wood Pecker lolz!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# what a nawty woodpecker.
where is everyone today?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# All the whippersnappers are back to school today.
You're the only person on b3ta over the age of 17, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I am over 17 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Liar.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I am 6 years and 359 days over 17 I will have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Well, imminent happy birthday then.
But still, no less a prophet than Travis once wrote "Why does it always rain on me, is it because I lied when I seventeen?" and it rains on you a lot. And you're seventeen. That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I am over 17 over 17
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You old git!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Getting old doesn't bother me
*hides bottles of Just for Men*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Pfft!
I will be old in 6 days :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# At least you will get free bus journeys
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Actually hitting 25 sucks
because you lose your young persons railcard :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I never had one
So I didn't miss it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# 24 for me.
Too far from teendom to claim youth now I reckon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# they didn't have railways when I were 25
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That was probably a bit of a waste of money anyway then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Well I had to find some way of justifying the only thing I could think of, and perhaps start a bit of conspiracy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# all you need is a tinfoil hat
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# over one?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Organise a b3ta bash, you
some girl in Queensland wants to go to one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Have it in Canberra, that's only like five hours drive from both of you and it's the cultural and nightlife centre of the fucking world.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Pffffft
I've been to Canberra. All I can say it's a good job there were signposts or I'd have missed it completely
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# you obviously haven't tried driving around candberra where there are no fucking signs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# No, no I haven't done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Yeah, I went there a couple of years ago
And all I remember is a massive lightning conductor on the Houses of Parliament. If I'd spoken to any of the weirdos there I expect they'd have confirmed that it's their pride and joy.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# if she's happy to come to sydney.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *looks at map*
*squints*

It's not that far, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# not really that far
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Australia doesn't really exist
It's all filmed on a sound stage in Pinewood studios.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Were all the big spiders, snakes and crocodiles
made from papier mache?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Midgets dressed up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You must admit
"Crocodile Dundee" sounds more macho than "Midget Wrestler Dundee".

And "Crocodile Hunter" sounds better than "Person who picks on little folk".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :D
The Captain Cook conspiracy.

World famous explorer didn't really sail to the far side of the world, it was all staged in a theatre somewhere to the south-west of London...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)