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[challenge entry] Thats a nice shirt!!!!

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(fluid, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)
# one more before I sleep
Did you make that yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)
# That be
Tshirthell.com
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Yeah
not very original.

(or funny)

How about deleting it fluid?
(b, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I doubt it...
That is blatantly made by a mid thirties
American who lists his interests
as 'hunting', 'Jesus' and 'The American Way',
has a mullet and a moustache - and is probably
called 'Brad'.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)
# bet he makes a fortune
that is all!
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Although most of our population
is like that, there are always the non-stereotypical good ones... they usually end up here.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Oh I think there's FAR more good than bad
..just the sterotyped bad ones that make
yawnsome stuff like that up there.. and the
ones that buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Yeah, true.
Then again, I live by a bunch of hicks, so natuarly my own opinion of my own country is affected... anyway, down with Texas.
Edit: although there are good Texans too.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Them be those
ones that shag their sisters in pickup trucks at the trailer park then?? :)
(DocBrown, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Yep.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
# funny how themes tend to repeat
like bad beans (see below)
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Ooooh
Cheeky monkey!!!
(DocBrown, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me chuckle out loud
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)
# ...
er?
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
# look a few threads down
i guess you had to be there
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)
# See
earlier thread (Wigman says....)
(DocBrown, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Oh, ok
I wasn't sure if that's what you meant or not.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)
# Im all
out of insults now.....:)
(DocBrown, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i'm all out of love
ner ner la la la la
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Brad's so 80s...
He'd be called Jim-Bob-Joe-Bob-Jack-Bob-Boy nowadays...

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I actually have a cousin with that name.
He's really scary.
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Do you also have a female cousin called
Betsy-Lou-Mae-Sue, or perhaps Desiree (and yet is actually only slightly less "desirable" than a sasquatch)?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Um, nope for both.
But I know somebody named Desiree who's rather hairy, like a sasquatch... are you watching me?
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Absolutely not
but if you could just reach across to your left and move that beercan, then maybe I'll be able to get a clear picture again.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Ok
How's that? lol
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Is that
"Hunting Jesus the American way?"
I didn't know the Americans had a special technique now. Is it permitted by the ICFDHP*?

* International Committee for Deity Hunting Permits.

AS IF you didn't know.
(b, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I was going to post my nasty image
but seeing as you've only been here a few minutes, a quick word, I think:

On b3ta, we like to post stuff we've done ourselves. We've all seen tshirthell.com before. B3ta is about stuff you've done yourself, and cool stuff that you think we probably haven't seen before.

Entering someone else's work into a compo is definately un-cool.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)
# What
the hell is it an euphamism for?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i was just thinking the same thing
eupho for shit post?
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
# What the hell is what a euphemism for?
There were quite a lot of words in that post. Which words are we talking about here?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Eh! Eh! Calm down!
I was talking about Fluid's post, not yours. It's an entry for the Euphamisms comp ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Ah
I see.

Look, I'm pissed, OK? I'm easily confuddled.

Edit: Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band on Radio 6! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)
# 's okay
m8. But remember, ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# C'mon
I'm six inches from the screen on a good day, don't mess with my head like that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hehe
sorry. On an entirely unrelated note, good night lovely b3ta people.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Night night
Sleep tight
Make sure the bedbugs don't remorgage your house and default on the payments causing the bank to reposess the property and put you in a world of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Ooh
I sense bitterness there. A familiar experience there? Anyway, no more F5's. To bed.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Heehee...
Where can you find those, anyway?
(Mr Chuckles, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Never had anything reposessed
but bed bugs are fuckers. Give 'em an inch, they'll take a yard.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)
# me too,
all hostility directed to fluid
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Hostility
is doubleplusungood. Fluid is new, you were new once. You must be tolerant and point out initial mistakes politely.

When they've commited the same cardinal sin several times, go in with all guns blazing by all means.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
# sorry
its all this talk of war just wanna kill kill kill kill




you are right of course - fluid you silly chicken - must try harder
i'll get me coat now
(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Just think fluffy
fluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffyfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)
# fluffywarfluffywar
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(cheebatv, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)
# go on!
post the nasty image anyway!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)