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# i want to see crank 2
i also have a soft spot for brainless ridiculous action movies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Have you seen death race?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# oh hell yes :D
several times
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Haha, how do those cars go so fast with so much lead on them>!>!>!>!!?!?!!!11one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# that's just the thing, the less sense it makes the more i like it :D
truly magnificent movie, all let down by the ending :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Haha, yeah, it was a shame, but still, there's always the transporter films :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# at the risk of sounding like those 'theen theen theen, how many killins?' people from league of gentlemen,
its got the most tits ive ever seen in a film. Made my monacle drop into my slush puppy, i tell thee.

Plus, you get to see amy smart's chebs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# crikey
*adds to download list*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# dont get your hopes up
i meant to say 'most tits ive ever seen in THE CINEMA'.

Ive seen films with many more tits at home. Yes.

Doesnt anyone go to the cinema these days? Is it all internet?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# cinema is for big epic special-effects-based films
last ones i saw at the cinema were watchmen and quantum of solace
something tells me that crank 2 might not be worth £7 and a half-hour drive to the nearest odeon, but worth a watch anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# That's basically the thing.
( re: tlog) I'm 44 now and I barely see 2-3 films a year that I genuinely consider was a worthy waste of a couple of hours.
Whereas if I was 18 I'd be totally different.
I cringe at some of the films I remember seeing in my teens and raving about only to have seen them again in the last 10 years and thought to myself "what the fuck were you thinking? This is shite"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# 44? Sheesh!
Im nearly 30, and true, this isnt gonna make my top 10 list, or come anywhere near, but its silly fun. Kind of like top gear, but with balding, indestructible english hardmen instead of cars.
I tend to leave 'proper' films til DVD or tv - i cant really imagine watching solaris or schindlers list in the cinema...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# i'm 51 and i know what you mean
worst case, an american werewolf in london

I thought this was the best movie ever when it came out.

showed it to my kids a few years ago and was informed "lamer shite"

also, crank 2 is so bad it's funny, would appeal to people on this board.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)