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# Well I suppose b3ta is a game. On the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# How do you earn XP on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# bring me the corpses of ten newbies
reward item: Naziclubber - +15 damage to nazis, 2% chance per hit of becoming a nazi yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That's gotta be worth, like,
5XP each?

2%? I like those odds. I'm equipping the fuck out of that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You encounter a flashing image
Roll for adblock: Fail
A flashing image critically hits you for 10,000 damage
You collapse
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# forgot to save
FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I think it's your ratio of FPs to posts.
You're doing pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It can't be that...
there are plenty of people on here with less FPs who should have way higher XP than me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Maybe it's posts divided by worthless posts to the power of months since registered
I dunno, I'm not being paid enough to work this out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# *Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Reach 50000 posts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That would encourage people to post bullshit though,
just endlessly banging on about stuff that doesn't matter. Instead of the rich and enlightening dialogue we're sharing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# For use of your Insight skill, you gain 5 XP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Achievement unlocked
*sensible post*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)