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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SHOP THE POLICE


As the British Police Force comes under fire, your task is to produce images to help them out, to repair their damaged reputation and to encourage new recruits.

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# woop woop its da sound of da polis
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# ...no
NOT AGAIN!
b3ta.com/challenge/police/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I remember it like yesterday
*wipes tears from cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# i remember when b3ta was nothing but fields
...before they had the site revamp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Computer police games shop?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I'd like a computer police game please
wrapped with plenty of salt and vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That'll be 3 pounds please
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I've only got coppers
is that OK?

haaarrrharararahhhahahahahararara
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] oh. how about this then

pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea pea
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Compo that up there ^^^ (I can't be arsed to edit)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# No not that one, the copper joke
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hmmm a text compo entry
its a sure fire winner
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# :(
Just do it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# pffffft
christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "let's clean up this town"...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Well I suppose b3ta is a game. On the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# How do you earn XP on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# bring me the corpses of ten newbies
reward item: Naziclubber - +15 damage to nazis, 2% chance per hit of becoming a nazi yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That's gotta be worth, like,
5XP each?

2%? I like those odds. I'm equipping the fuck out of that right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You encounter a flashing image
Roll for adblock: Fail
A flashing image critically hits you for 10,000 damage
You collapse
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
A newbie is looting your corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# forgot to save
FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I think it's your ratio of FPs to posts.
You're doing pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It can't be that...
there are plenty of people on here with less FPs who should have way higher XP than me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Maybe it's posts divided by worthless posts to the power of months since registered
I dunno, I'm not being paid enough to work this out.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# *Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Reach 50000 posts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# That would encourage people to post bullshit though,
just endlessly banging on about stuff that doesn't matter. Instead of the rich and enlightening dialogue we're sharing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# For use of your Insight skill, you gain 5 XP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Achievement unlocked
*sensible post*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# VIDEO GAMES THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Is it tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# It's always Tuesday on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I don't want it to be Tuesday, why can't it be Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
#
There's no more Fridays on B3ta since The Goat was banned from /links
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# this could be interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo pea tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# So it's compo anything police related, awaits sting posts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# * reads compo challenge a bit more closely
* agrees

Consider me placed under citizen's arrest.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# if we kill the police it encourages new recruits
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Like a Hydra.
Sneaky fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it.
Computer games what?
I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# fu fu fu fu fu fu fu .....
i got nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: COMPUTER GAMES: SHOP THE POLICE

This is meaningless now it has been corrected, but I like this cat so I am leaving it here.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Haha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Can't claim credit
the gif is McBadger's I think
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# :D
yays
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Yay, I like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)