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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Hi B3ta.
I was robbed at hatchet point this morning.

/QUICKTELLTHEINTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I was robbed at crochet point this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Someone
pointed at my crotch this morning
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# FUCK!
Those needles are terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Sorry, I just logged onto facebook and realised you were serious.
WTF?!?! Where did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Outside the George pub in Leeds.
Crazy Chinese dude and large bearded bouncery looking guy. Took my phone while at the bar, got us chucked out trying to get it back. Pulled a hatchet from a nearby hedge, waves it in my face and gets in a taxi round the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# OH noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I assume you have called the fuzz?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Yeah, there was a police station
AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER. What the hell you crazy chinese axe-man :(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# To be honest with you,
if I was an axe wielding crazy chinese man, I wouldn't be bothered by a few policemen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# True.
I am just glad to still have all my bits attached. Fuck the phone. Im more bothered that I have to go about getting everyones numbers again.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)
# At least I now know who you are on facebookz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)
# although looking in your profile, would have told me that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# ROBBED?
WHAT DID THEY STEAL?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# My phone and a small lump of pride :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I never liked leeds.... too many people running around robbing people
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Its ok, me and my mate had a good lol about it walking back high out of our minds on adrenaline.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# BUT YOU COULDNT PHONE ANYONE LOLOLOL!!!
Wait, that was mean.... I take it back
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# thats why i only have £5 in my pockets
nothing else to steal from me
that sucks
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)