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# It's fucking revolting, that's what it is.
*harumphs*

Edit: Certain things, only *certain* things mind you, really are too much - *points* that's one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I've not seen many nice urinals, I have to say.
They tend to all be dripping. Is there a secret pub rule that you have to try and cover all of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# The ones downstairs in the Weatherspoons next to Marble Arch Odeon are bloody classy.
And, the metal wall ones in the Royalton Hotel in NYC are damn cool also.

No, I'm not keeping a blog about it... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Classy. Wetherspoons. Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ah, well - they inherited the boozer.
It's a Weatherspoons now, it used to be decent.

I read you, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This must be seen with my own two eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# From what I can gather the pub rule is to piss all over the floor
thus ensuring that anyone wearing something longer that hotpant gets a piss soaked trouser hem for the rest of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# It's one of the reasons I don't work in pubs any more
I'm fed up of men's toilets. I wouldn't mind, but everyone that goes in pubs is over the age of three and you've all got DIRECTABLE NOZZLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Exactly...
I can only conclude there is an element of choice in the matter as I have never pissed on the floor / seat / walls, either accidentally or deliberately.

That said, your gender manage to piss in some odd places too considering you sit OVER the blummin' pot...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# So I've heard, although I've been lucky enough to not really encounter other ladies' spillage
and I always manage to get it all in the loo myself. Mummy, WOW, I'm a big girl now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yay for us!
We can pee properly!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *high piss five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *attempts*
*puts hip out*


owwww...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# i would rather be in a piss filled mens room
then have to say no to one of those fucking toilet men, they are literally taking the piss no pun intended
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# toilet men?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# they try to put soap on your hands and give you kitchen towel to
dry your hands. then they expect you to pay them a pound . daily light robbery
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# And squirt you with scented water...
don't forget the scented water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yeah the bastards
and if you dont give them a pound they give you beedy eyes
(captinLOLschool saracism is my friend, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# The guilt!
The terrible terrible burden of guilt!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)