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# I don't make police cars
but if I did they would look like the love child of a mark2 BMW 3 series and a Lada Riva that has been on pimp my ride:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Like a UK 70's version of mad max
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# That would be an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# england doesn't really have the scale for that.
And I'm sure speed cameras would will be in operation :(
(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# alas i think you are right there
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# This is ace.
I was once in a taxi that was a Lada in Scandewegia going up a steep hill on a road that had about an inch of compacted snow covering it.

We got slower and slower and slower, then stopped, and started sliding backwards, getting up to a speed of 40kph.

Somehow - somehow - the guy managed to pull off a handbrake turn into a sidestreet, whereupon he cooly turned to us and said "I think you walk from here boys. Is no charge."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# eek
I used to live on a hill it was fun watching people trying to get up the hill in the snow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Throwing sunflower oil down on a random patch on said hill
Is always good for a laugh too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ah the joys of being a kid again
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# very nice
now make a lada that's bean pimped as a Ferrari
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# that could prove somewhat more challenging
I might have a go later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# did it
EDIT: old link taken off after 10mins

wiki link can stay
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada_Revolution
(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# cool
what is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Very nice!

There's an element of Sierra Cosworth about it too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# And a touch of Mk1 Nissan Skyline
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Thank You
Have a bonus picture of a Sierra Cosworth :)

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# err...
Jimmy Nail's lost weight...
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Thats fab
reminds me of Jazz from Transformers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# :) thanks
I can see where you are coming from on the jazz similarity but it is was not part of my master plan
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)