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# Neck damage
Took out 2 cervical disks and fused 3 vertebrae together with a plate of titanium.

Still wearing the collar. I feel like the dog just home from the vet. Makes it hard to scratch my balls proper.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# and licking them is now right out of the question...
Sorry, I really am. I suffer from sciatica and that's hellish bad but nowhere close to what you must have gone through.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I fixed my sciatica, by having another accident
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# You too?
I had that problem about 15 years ago.
One day I tripped over a parking curb, twisted my whole body around, sciatica never returned.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I went sliding down a wall on a ladder, bent my back back a bit
and not had sciatica or any real back pain back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Ladders can
be a real bitch. A guy died where I used to work falling off the ladder.

Not so much the ladder per se, 'twas the concrete floor rushing up to impact his skull.
A relief he died really, had he lived he'd been a drooler the rest of his life.
Ironically, he fell while putting up a banner during a firefighter and paramedic's conference.
There's just some injuries nobody can fix.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# step ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# There's
a joke there somewhere. Unfortunately the pain meds are kicking my ass right now and I'm starting to not think straight.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# mind was a steb lader
i am drubk ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Well, I'm sure if you ask him nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# badum-tisch
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# lolz
No thanks. I'm married. I get help from her.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# nasty :S
A long recovery?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Been
nearly a month. Collar should come off next week.
After that, who knows. Physical therapy and hopefully lots of time in the gym.
I'm not exactly a gym rat but I do miss the treadmill and pumping a little iron.
I miss turning my head too. Turning your full body just to cross the street is a little annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Not to bad then, could be worse and the normal 6 months for these kind of things
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Crikey.
Well it seems you're still alive and kicking, so to speak, so that's good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Plenty
of time to screw around with the computer. Been cleaning up old files. Maintaining old profiles and updating email addresses.

And since it doesn't require any heavy lifting, I've been slowly renovating (painting) my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ooh fun.
Remember, though, if you paint on any mice (for a laugh) to let your Mrs know before she smacks the wall with a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# LOL
Maybe I could do one of those scrambled 3-D pictures in just few shades near the original color.

Or I could invite everyone over for the unveiling and just tell them there's a 3-D image hidden in the wall. And laugh at them while they stare at the speckled wall for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha that'd be fantastic :D
I did one of those once but didn't notice it was a .gif and a scary face popped out at me and I went all "ARGH" D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)