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# Holy lateral thinking baman!
EDIT: BEST FACEBOOK MESSAGE EVER


hi is your dads name john and do you have a brother called gary ?if so i believe im one of your sisters . sorry if its not you though
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I had a similar thing from someone somewhere once. It was rather amusing :D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HEY I THOGHT THAT WAS PRIVAT
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I ALWYZ KIDS AND TELL
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# YOUR MI ANGLE
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I once got a message via Friend Reunited
from a man apologising for being such a bastard and a bully to me when I was a young 'pot.
I was so tempted to say that he'd scarred me for life and I was in prison for murder.

He cited places where I used to hang out where this bullying took place. It was quite spooky and I wondered if I'd repressed the memories.
*twitches*
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Perhaps
he was just a bit of an incompetent bully and considered amongst his acts were not holding the door open for you and refusing to say "Good morning"
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ooh no
I'd remember that!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'm happy to say most of the cunts at my school are now dead junkies
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# "no sorry, that's not me, that means we can fuck, tho"
:D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)