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# For all your parkour culinary needs...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Well if it makes you better at jumping around
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Holy lateral thinking baman!
EDIT: BEST FACEBOOK MESSAGE EVER


hi is your dads name john and do you have a brother called gary ?if so i believe im one of your sisters . sorry if its not you though
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I had a similar thing from someone somewhere once. It was rather amusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HEY I THOGHT THAT WAS PRIVAT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I ALWYZ KIDS AND TELL
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# YOUR MI ANGLE
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I once got a message via Friend Reunited
from a man apologising for being such a bastard and a bully to me when I was a young 'pot.
I was so tempted to say that he'd scarred me for life and I was in prison for murder.

He cited places where I used to hang out where this bullying took place. It was quite spooky and I wondered if I'd repressed the memories.
*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Perhaps
he was just a bit of an incompetent bully and considered amongst his acts were not holding the door open for you and refusing to say "Good morning"
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ooh no
I'd remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'm happy to say most of the cunts at my school are now dead junkies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# "no sorry, that's not me, that means we can fuck, tho"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# pffffft
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Don't pour it on your Battenberg
It contains anti-caking agent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# OHNO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# One might argue that parkour has potentially disastrous table and cooking uses.
(Or am I just being a bit of a mum?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# i am a heron.
i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FLIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)