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# Thanks Tribs.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# he's limp wristed and losing
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# You can only throw a battenburg with so much force before it disintergrates.
This is 4000mph less than the speed needed for battenburg to become a lethal projectile :(
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Battyberg?


Sorry, that's rather offensive.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# But amusing :)
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# He dies at the end of the movie
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Its probably a warning to us all.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# "don't let computers control your dreams"
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# "don't let dreams control your computers"
also works.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# One day I hope to see a computer controlled by dreams
it will be all horrible and porny
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# "We'll always be together,
However hard it seems,
We'll always be together,
Together in Electric Dreeemses."
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# until the surrealism of mixed up shit happens
and a 900 foot tall tuba chases after you in a supermarket on fire
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I don't think I've had that one yet.
I had an ambulance being driven by evil water cooler bottles though. I have no idea how they drove the ambulance or how they were evil but they were. AND I KILLED THEM!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Hahaha I wondered how long that would take
I'm glad it was you wot did it :)
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Some ideas have to be drawn.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
This caking must - must - be stopped!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Battenburg man is the wrong shape for battenburg.
He = failcake
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# B3TA EMERGENCY POLL:
SHOULD BATTENBURG MAN BE MORE LIKE A BATTENBURG? Y/N.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# He should be a douche.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# He should be able to peel off his skin and subdivide into two yellow and two pink battenberg mans.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Oh fuuuuck that needs doing.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Hell yes.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# ABORT
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ERROR
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Well I think he should
but I would have made an exception if Battenburg man had a bulgy belly.
*can't resist your bulgy bellied men"
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# "Though over the years my husband will find me less sexually attractive
he will always love my pie."
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I cant think of a time when I will never be sexually attracted to pie.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# The chimp-baiting bastard!

(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# One of those anti caking agents is being somewhat ambivalent while his colleague unleases his WEAPON
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# CAKE IS CRIME
Woo.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# CAKETHOUGHTCRIME
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)