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[challenge entry] PC Logan's methods of crowd control were unorthodox but effective

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha PC Logan
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Sorry TJ
Brushed teeth in a hurry this morning and spat out in an empty mug on my desk.
wanted a coffee so emptied another mug which I had barrocca in and had coffee.
Later had red ball and to recycle the can poured out dregs into mug 1.
Later wanted some green tea so poured mug 2 into mug one, wiped had tea.
Wanted some water so poured left over ribenna into mug one.
Lunch time teeth brushing poured into mug 1.
Nice lunch time glass of wine. Pour, about to take sip and phone rings.
Answer idiots self answering question.
Pick up mug one and take a nice big sip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Wow D:
And what are you going to call your cocktail creation?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# The Earls Court Never Do That Again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# where does one subscribe to your blog?
far too much excitement for a Sunday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# www.has-my-life-really-come-to-this-when-i-need-to-read-this-utter-twaddle.com
Or it's mirror site www.dailymail.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ----> Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Do I look like Stephen Fry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# haha.
You are a bit tall. How effeminate are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I'll have you know all my handbags are very manly*!
*bare a passing resemblement to Pedantichrist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# with less words
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ewwwww!
better?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# to few words now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ick?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that could be in reference to anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# OK
swig out of a mug with toothpaste, ribeena, barocca, green tea and coffee.

Good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Damnit
Halfway through I lost the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Halfway?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# smack that card shuffling twat right up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I found Gambit cool when I was a kid.
Longshot was cooler though with his blades and mullet:P

EDIT: Then again I found X-Force cool so there's no accounting for taste.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hehehe!
Ooh, I say - top shop sir, very nicely done!
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)