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# This is Bob

Bob has a problem.
He is stuck on one side of a deep ravine with no way to get across. Can the b3tards assist him in his hour of need?
I'll have a go:


It's his belt, honest!


Don't tell Health and Safety.


Typical Cowell...


...But animation isn't everything.


How else might Bob be rescued?
(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I love this
Especially the rotating one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# where have i seen this before? :/
edit: haha what is dickbutt doing there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# My powers of deduction tell me 'on somethingawful'.
deduction guessing initials
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# what if SA means sequential art
ew get out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Shada, help me find a hard-boiled coat plz thx.
My hat itself is not enough alone!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Maybe one day I can be as cool as
this man
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# my friend who owns a bunch of hardboiled coats says you need to go to some thrift store and find a long suede coat or a massive pea coat
but never a trench coat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I know, I looked at trench and raincoats, because of columbo and Rorschach, but they just look really camp.
I don't know what thrift stores are like in america but I can never find any good shit in charity shops, god knows I've tried.

The closest I've found so far is www.surplusandoutdoors.com/ishop/877/shopscr3038.html
But that's too green to be hardboiled really, even if it is quite cool
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# yeah i havent seen many decent coats around either.
the best i found has some massive furry hood so i look more fabulous than hardboiled
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Fuck I just realised that oxfam has an online shop.
www.oxfam.org.uk

Still couldn't really find any coats though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
#
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/productdetails.aspx?catalog=HighStDonated&product=182110

HARDBOILED OLD MAN COAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Now I can pretend to be the guy from that film where the old retired english policeman goes to america and stirs shit up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# i like how it's heavily damaged but still costs £60
that aint thrifty
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I like how there is an underwear and swimwear section.
"BUY SECOND HAND STUFF WHICH HAS TOUCHED SOME OTHER DUDE'S BALLSWEAT!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Fuck, that's almost hardboiled....too expensive though.
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/productdetails.aspx?catalog=HighStDonated&product=28764
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Also, what the fuck? Mens?!?!
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/productdetails.aspx?catalog=HighStDonated&product=37773
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)
# haha
FABULOUS mens
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)
# get some hardboiled underpants
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# haha, i knew i'd seen it before. there's a shit one in my photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# c_kick did a series a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
# ok tahkcuf got it right
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# c_kick has the "button pressing man".
Running gags run over each other in one's mind all too easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# heheh
woo



i missed the tinfoil hat thread so i've just found out you can't make a good sized pirate hat from foil :( so i had to improvise
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55272/1240793767/tinfoilresized.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# tinfoil cat ears
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# yep
i looked at the pic and thought of JJ
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Can I be Captain Jack Sparrow now plz?
No, creepy meths man, you cannot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# pfffft
i see your meths man and raise you medicine cat
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Hahahaha what the fuck do they give cats in russia?
I was actually going to say greece but I checked and the greek alphabet doesn't have a C as far as I am aware. Stupid similarities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# That cat seems out of proportions all over its being
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# fixed it
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:42, archived)
# haha the bit you crudely copy pasted to cover his head actually has a ghost cat head in it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# hehe
my first attempt was to copy and paste lots of bits, which failed miserably, i really should learn how to use gimp or paint.net
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Holy shit, it does too
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# it's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# ha ha!!
I was thinking actual repair work
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)
# haha now it's got the body of a small monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:03, archived)
# It's like an evil version of the monkey Jim Carrie has in Ace Ventura.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# nicely done! :D
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Free running the chrome dome
(LennySA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# ahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Dubster did a whole bunch of these.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11606
www.b3ta.com/board/4191681
Lot of them are redexing nowadays, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# oh yeah, those
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Haha
more of this sort of thing :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Hi Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# HEY DICKBUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I fell asleep under the glower of an animal
and woke up under the gaze of a beast
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# even my pig can jump that...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# wash your hands after playing with that pig
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
it is scary to use fingers and tongue to clean up the parts of the machine. Please don’t show your tongue and please don’t lick your fingers in front of the camera, that shows you are very childish and very dirty too. Please , we all cannot stand your childlike behavior even though you are an adult who is not young though. Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# ladyjoey22, is that you?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# If only I was that witty and erudite.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# I would be going off on her too if she didnt look so milf-y
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)
# what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:10, archived)