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# religion is some kind of space exploration vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# get in the rocket, gronkpan, we're off to see god
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Amen."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Remember to bring him his tea bags, HP Sauce and back issues of Amateur Photographer, or he'll be cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I prefer bulldog sauce
it's not so clovey
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# Hmm, I'll check that out.
Since they recently shifted production of HP Sauce from my neck of the woods to Holland, for no good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# bulldog sauce is the japanese version
they go nuts for HP over there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Really?
Now my knowledge of Japanese cuisine is pretty limited, but I can't see it going well with HP.
You surprise me, G!
We've learnt something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# They do lots of schnitzel-type dishes
and fried chicken
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# Ah. Now it begins to make a bit more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# The magenta rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# No, which god?
There are some I might not wish to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Mazda
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
#
LOL THESE GUYS WORSHIP CARS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# FEEL THE RTA
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Martin Short totally should have got that role
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# I fell in love with a Parsi once
 
BUT SHE WAS A WEED WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# An Iranian girl was chasing me for a little while
BUT SHE HAD SERIOUS BAGGAGE AND KEPT WRITING ME LETTERS SAYING THAT SHE WASN'T JUST INTERESTED IN ME BECAUSE MY DAD IS RICH (my dad isn't rich, even by iranian standards)

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)
# nobody chases me anymore
MAYBE BECAUSE I'M SUCH A PUSSYTEASE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# yeah, me neither.
 
I AM SO OUT OF EVERYBODY'S FUCKING LEAGUE THESE DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)
# SHE'S A WEED WHORE
 
www.ween.net/weed-whore.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Oh that's fine, no worries there.
Conversation might be illuminating, as opposed to
illuminating me with lightning bolts and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I wish I could punch god in the face
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You can!
Two simple steps:

1) believe in God

2) punch him in the face

Easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9397222
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Cyrille Regis.
(A minority faith, I admit)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
# so is LSD for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)