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# ahaha second one is ace!
also, this isn't compo-able, but have it anyway:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# custard
where is my custard doughnut? NOWHERE, that's where. Cos they are either slice or ball-shaped. No ring-custard doghnut for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# sorry Mr Hat.
the early bird gets to the doughnut shop before the fuzz get there and ransack the good stuff
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# slice and ball doughnuts are topologically equivalent
but I don't see any a priori reason why a toroidal dough-shaped space should not contain (in principle) a finite amount of tasty tasty custard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# the magnetic containment, dammit!
we need to supercool the dough to 4 kelvin to maintain custard field integrity!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# That reminds me
for London b3tans, Krispy Kreme is doing a set of offers this week:
www.krispykreme.co.uk/offers/
Free doughnuts, without having to join the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# good spam
now I just have to drive 85 miles to take advantage....

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Bah
No Scottish stores.
Stupid krispykreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# BAD COP!
No doughnut!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)