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# must away for my beauty sleep.


AND...




TOAP, yes. But i did splice two signs togethr so technically noy just TOAP.

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# ahaha second one is ace!
also, this isn't compo-able, but have it anyway:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# custard
where is my custard doughnut? NOWHERE, that's where. Cos they are either slice or ball-shaped. No ring-custard doghnut for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
# sorry Mr Hat.
the early bird gets to the doughnut shop before the fuzz get there and ransack the good stuff
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# slice and ball doughnuts are topologically equivalent
but I don't see any a priori reason why a toroidal dough-shaped space should not contain (in principle) a finite amount of tasty tasty custard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# the magnetic containment, dammit!
we need to supercool the dough to 4 kelvin to maintain custard field integrity!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# That reminds me
for London b3tans, Krispy Kreme is doing a set of offers this week:
www.krispykreme.co.uk/offers/
Free doughnuts, without having to join the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# good spam
now I just have to drive 85 miles to take advantage....

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Bah
No Scottish stores.
Stupid krispykreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# BAD COP!
No doughnut!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Ignore the haters! TOAP Rules! Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
i fucking love toap.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
You should hear him cursing when he
tries to light a smoke in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# "By the dad!" he might say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# ha ha haaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# shame there's not enough signs on the site
I had the handwashing one and thought doing something about OCD but couldn't text it correctly to be funny....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You can find signs to mash all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# p.s. I love your captioned 1920s pictures,
best thing since Punch.

can you get them published at all? Maybe through Lula? (is what Jolly Jack uses)...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I've looked at it, but the cost for colour is insane.
A proper printing and publishing is what is needed.
However, the last two companies that contacted me
didn't follow through after a bit. The jokes are a little
too nasty I think. I might just have to use vanity press
of some sort soon. A lot of people want hardcopy.
Which is flattering and I thank all of you for saying so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# what I'd say is, it's quite easy to get humour fatigue after a while
reading 200+ pictures in a row.

maybe sell them on to a web newsletter, one at a time and reach a wide audience.


EDIT not like I haven't seen books a la same character in WH Smiths in the run up to Schristmas, stocking fillas etc, small format.

(What do I know, I'm an engineer...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Indeed. I think they would sell quite well.
But the overt sexual humour is a little stronger than what is usually seen.
Sort of my point or direction that I chose. Also illustrating Asbolina from a
child to her maturity is problematic in this age of insane anti-childpornism.
Not that actions are shown, but what is/I have implied is often much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# even Private Eye might take a large selection of yours...?
ask 'em? (but retain all rights of course...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah. I'd jump at the chance to be in PE.
Yobs/Yobettes is fantastic and can get kinda close to the same level.
And "It's grim up north london" is one of my favorite comic strips ever.

Ok, I'll think about it, and perhaps send them a inquiry note.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# The first one made me think of...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# don't make me ROFL
I have dicky phlegm-filled lungs at the moment and it hurts :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# ........
did we.....

um...?


(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# May Bee . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# now then......i was supposed to forget something
what was it?....this is helping:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Was it the one on the other side of the . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# WUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# That's wut I'm tokin' about !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# i did...
...and then...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# and women
remember, there was a bird in charge of the whole de Menezes operation thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Fucking hell no wonder it all went tits up.
At least get a cat to do it or something, they're fairly intelligent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Useful one that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)