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# blankets? an ice pack?
it's meat, ffs! it's one short step from being on a plate, surrounded by veg and gravy! it's not a person, it's not a baby, IT'S FUCKING FOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Pigs is pigs.
 
I reckon this what we get for factory farming practices and poor hygiene
like bird flu
or bovine spongiform encephalitis
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# more than likely.
i just get wound up when people dress animals or treat them like babies.
"does oo want your din-dins, den?"
"meow"
"he said yes!"

NO, YOU RIDICULOUS FUCKING CRETIN, IT MEOWED, BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CAT! CATS CAN'T SPEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# you leave my little piggly wiggly alone...
...you bad-o-smashmonkey!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)
# i will eat your pig and steal its blanket.
not smoking is making me slightly cranky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# only one solution...
...light up a smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I WANT TO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ha ha...
...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Haha, classic garfield
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# well, yes.
 


my cat does not say "yes thank you I would like my dinner now please" he says "NOW! NOOOOWWWW!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# that is not of this earth.
kill it. kill it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# With some sort of pyrotechnics perhaps?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)
# yay!...animals in human clothes!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# bouncy happy animal party!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# yeah...
...they just discovered weed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# NARCOTICS, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcilUa6j2O4
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 6:31, archived)
# cartoons don't count
they are generally anthropomorphised anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# sweet holy fucking jesus christ somebody kill it with an axe
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# it has tiny shiny bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# A shorn scrotum is breathtaking
you should try it
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# would you like me to make you a nice bacon sandwich, miss?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# yes i would
no crusts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# righto
on toats?

with lots of butter

and a teaspoon of tomato sauces?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# YES. DO IT.
cut it in quarters, i can only eat a bit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# don't worry, I'll make little tiny bacon sandwichlets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)