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# I hope you're happy with yourself
your pun has made my kitten cry... because I'm squeezing the life out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# O_o
kitten??
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# dirty girl!
I seldom take my penis out at work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
You alright today Mr Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# not too bad thanks
should be working a lot harder than I am... I am a lazy swine and I'm ashamed of myself.

how's you loveliness?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Splendid, thanks.
Just been to the midwife, she managed to find the littlun's heartbeat this time, which is a huge improvement... dozy bint.

They can't really expect you to do any work now you've handed in your notice, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
good news all round :D

A couple I know when to have their 17 week scan (what whatever it is) and the lady said she could secretly tell them what sex it was under the table if they wanted (apparently they're not allowed to do that any more because of having got in wrong and having been sued??)... anyway he knows and she doesn't. Sounds strange to me.

Also - turns out they expect me to do a lot of work... which I suppose is fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# look at what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
awwwww...

*sends to the missus*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... *cuteness overload*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I see you cropped out the bucket of water
with his brothers and sisters in...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Awww.... poor little fellow....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)