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# Aporkalypse now
And this one I created yesterday morning - but b3ta wouldn't let me post today (only signed up yesterday!)

(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Nice work and welcome (The names are a sweet touch:)
....However I think we are gonna see a whole lot of hog today
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I think I have deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# didnt you just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# that was yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# i know, i know
I know, i've seen it posted further down - like i said though. Created it yesterday morning but b3ta wouldn't let me post to the board til today, so thought i'd post it anyway.
(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Welcome!
Top tip: don't post everything at once.
(The board only holds 15 threads. Two is okay; but grabbing > 2 would get people griping).

Here are more Top Tips, especially for n00bs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# and some more in my profile
and more here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Oh yes -- the profound truths.
(Whereas mine are basically obvious and petty).

Have you read "The Lightness of Being", by Frank Wilczek? (Physics). He makes the point that a shallow statement is either true or false, whereas a profound statement is much richer: it may be true (in some useful senses), while its opposite is also profoundly true.

(Something like that -- I haven't got it quite right.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# i'd heard it as "the difference between a truth and a profound truth
is that the contradiction of a truth is a falsehood, whereas the contradiction of a profound truth is another profound truth"

it may have been someone paraphrasing him though. but it's a profound paraphrasing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# That's the baby.
Top stuff. (Or top paraphrase -- Hah! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ooh no - haven't read that
*Amazon wish lists*


errr have this for no reason


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# thanks!
Cheers for the tips. I couldn't figure out how to upload and post both images in the same post. Will certainly take heed of the top tips in future.
(sixfour, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Splendid -- glad it's helpful.
And you are, again, most welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Use b3tards, you can upload one at a time, then copy and paste the link to post the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I remember when I was a noob
long ago in the mirky depths of last week. :) welcome
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# People gripe at everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This is excellent
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Top work!
just remember to pace the posts a bit, or put them in one thread

edit: in fact, I think I'm going to award it a *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *sips bottled tonic water*
this drinking game is becoming increasingly complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# well, I'm pacing the ol' happy face post, it has appeared too much of late
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I have developed
sclerosis of the everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hold on, are you drinking EVERYTIME I post ANYTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *collapses*
yesh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I like that you went the whole hog and altered the names, too.
:) Welcome.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I hope you're happy with yourself
your pun has made my kitten cry... because I'm squeezing the life out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# O_o
kitten??
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# dirty girl!
I seldom take my penis out at work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :D
You alright today Mr Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# not too bad thanks
should be working a lot harder than I am... I am a lazy swine and I'm ashamed of myself.

how's you loveliness?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Splendid, thanks.
Just been to the midwife, she managed to find the littlun's heartbeat this time, which is a huge improvement... dozy bint.

They can't really expect you to do any work now you've handed in your notice, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
good news all round :D

A couple I know when to have their 17 week scan (what whatever it is) and the lady said she could secretly tell them what sex it was under the table if they wanted (apparently they're not allowed to do that any more because of having got in wrong and having been sued??)... anyway he knows and she doesn't. Sounds strange to me.

Also - turns out they expect me to do a lot of work... which I suppose is fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# look at what you've done!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
awwwww...

*sends to the missus*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'm not sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... *cuteness overload*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I see you cropped out the bucket of water
with his brothers and sisters in...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Awww.... poor little fellow....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# anything else you want to post?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# He's shiny and new
don't tarnish him yet
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# it didn't do me any harm.....


*twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Haha
Bully!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# no I think the word you wanted was Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# No i wasn't honest
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Well Done.
Anyone else got worms yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# worms?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Yes..
from too much Pork?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# nope...I've had bacon and sausages today and there is fuck all wrong with mweeeeeeeeeee!


fucking scare tactics is what it is sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# very nicely done
well done and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nicely done, noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Nicely executed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It makes me surprisingly happy
that Kevin Bacon is the only one unchanged :)
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)