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# I think you'd left it behind the sofa for half a decade
woo

EDIT: FFS! Things must be bad. I put an advert for a cleaner on gumtree this morning. I just gave my email and a but about us.
I've had over 200 emails (many from people that think if they email me 5 times in a row they'll definately et the job). People have obviously worked out which business it is as I've had nonstop calls and people at my door all of a sudden looking for cleaning work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I'd like to apply for the position of 'cleaner' that you recently advertised
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Jobs gone:P
There really are some stupid people out there. I deliberately said no CVs, just a bit about themselves. Half could be got rid of straight away as they were just CV and I don't want to employ someone that cannot follow instructions. About another quarter could be dismissed as they seemed to think the time and days were to their suiting. IE: three hours a day seven days a week from 10am could mean starting at 5pm or just doing two hours a week on weekends.
This is the real reason they have no jobs. They're too knobbing stupid.
I setted for a Finnish lass with an art degree:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# throw half the CVs away
you don't want to employ any unlucky people
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I threw all the CVs away.
People skim read job ads and paste a reply email, attach CV and press send.
I don't want those people so I ask for a short letter about themselves. I can tell just as much from that, it filters out the idiots and means I don't have to reas loads of CVs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ooh
I'm sure it's because she was extremely qualified and experienced in all types of cleaning and knows fuck all about detergents and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# and nothing to do with the fact that she's
a nymphomaniac blonde who likes to wear tight jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That and she used to be a chamber maid at the London Hilton.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Do you supply the necessary acid solutions
for proper body disposal or would I have to supply my own?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Naaa
I've only got enough acid for personal use.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)