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# The Bananas

Well it eventually took me longer to find my login.
(xixax, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha! outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent work, there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Re: your arm
Have you booked a GP appointment yet, and if not, why not?

*gets all stern*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No i haven't, it is just a rash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Your years of medical training have brought you to
that conclusion, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hello
*polite greeting glomp*

I really like your last picture, usual query though, any way of changing the background colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hello!
*fondles highly appropriately*

Which pic?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# The gorgeous explosion of red
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Aha!
let me see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yes it has
Mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *slaps*
he's only looking out for your best interest. You'll feel really silly if your arm falls off...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I know
It is just a rash, just feeling run down at the moment.

I can send you a pic of it is JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# your logic was breaking up at the end of that sentence, rather, sir
If you're asking if you can send me a pic of your rash, then the answer, I'm afraid, is GOD NO!
I'm no dermatologist!

Take it to a bloody Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *does 'waggy finger - telling you what to do' thing*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# GET THEE TO A PRIEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Priest? What he needs are leeches, and some good old fashioned blood-letting
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# call the Concoction Man
we need the bad Juju removed!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# you fecker... Don't make me laugh as I'm drinking
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *gets all fo'c'sle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :D
Edit: In one of those 'wise after the event' moments, I realise I *should* have said,:

"Sorry, I meant the Bild Zeitung instead", alas 'twas no to be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Seamless
But I love it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I think you'd left it behind the sofa for half a decade
woo

EDIT: FFS! Things must be bad. I put an advert for a cleaner on gumtree this morning. I just gave my email and a but about us.
I've had over 200 emails (many from people that think if they email me 5 times in a row they'll definately et the job). People have obviously worked out which business it is as I've had nonstop calls and people at my door all of a sudden looking for cleaning work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I'd like to apply for the position of 'cleaner' that you recently advertised
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Jobs gone:P
There really are some stupid people out there. I deliberately said no CVs, just a bit about themselves. Half could be got rid of straight away as they were just CV and I don't want to employ someone that cannot follow instructions. About another quarter could be dismissed as they seemed to think the time and days were to their suiting. IE: three hours a day seven days a week from 10am could mean starting at 5pm or just doing two hours a week on weekends.
This is the real reason they have no jobs. They're too knobbing stupid.
I setted for a Finnish lass with an art degree:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)
# throw half the CVs away
you don't want to employ any unlucky people
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I threw all the CVs away.
People skim read job ads and paste a reply email, attach CV and press send.
I don't want those people so I ask for a short letter about themselves. I can tell just as much from that, it filters out the idiots and means I don't have to reas loads of CVs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ooh
I'm sure it's because she was extremely qualified and experienced in all types of cleaning and knows fuck all about detergents and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# and nothing to do with the fact that she's
a nymphomaniac blonde who likes to wear tight jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That and she used to be a chamber maid at the London Hilton.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Do you supply the necessary acid solutions
for proper body disposal or would I have to supply my own?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Naaa
I've only got enough acid for personal use.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)
# very good
good film too -- and book... rubbish T Shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Shave them and tattoo their arms!
DAMN JEWISH BANANA'S!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Needs to be made though is probably racist for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)
# as an imprisoned banana
I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Check your peeling Cuke
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# FRUITIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)
# They are in there for fucking that child!
Now he's back for more.
Stockholm syndrome is good.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Stockholm
If it wasn't for Stockholm Syndrome, I'd never get any action.
(xixax, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
Nicely!

Really want to see this film. Might buy it for the mother-in-law and "borrow" it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)
# haha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)