... take the rest of the week off and spend the time constantly awake in a dark room with one small flickering light, watching zombie films, playing zombie games and drinking red bull and coffee... prop a shotgun against the wall for when you finally snap!
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:43,
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dating back to the very start of the internet in 1994
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:49,
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you ALWAYS keep a shotgun strapped to your back, and a semi-auto pistol tucked into the back of you pants.
If you really want to cover all your bases, keep a crowbar handy to, in case the zombies are reinforced by interdimentional creatures.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52,
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If you really want to cover all your bases, keep a crowbar handy to, in case the zombies are reinforced by interdimentional creatures.