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# Thanks Government!
For spending our money telling us about the tiny risk of catching an obscure disease!



eh?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# LEAFLETS?
In these internetty, TVey days??

Damn terrrist govaments


Nice pic - shoulda cut some eye holes!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
I was more impressed with this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
*sigh*

what's happening to the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
but where's the cancun racoon leaflets that's what i want to know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# they should just let it run its course. The population needs thinning, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# OMG WER ALL GUN DIE LOL
*builds bunker and prepares defence from pork zombies*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# SWIN FLU AN ANGLE IN HEVEN
anyone go's near my pigs i swer ill do time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hehehe, exactly...
I'm still hoping for this to become a zombie outbreak.

Right, that's it, no more zombie films and games for me....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I think you should watch more
... take the rest of the week off and spend the time constantly awake in a dark room with one small flickering light, watching zombie films, playing zombie games and drinking red bull and coffee... prop a shotgun against the wall for when you finally snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# what is it with internet folk and zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# mould?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# it's an age old rivalry
dating back to the very start of the internet in 1994
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# "prop a shotgun against the wall"? that's hardly a good idea.
you ALWAYS keep a shotgun strapped to your back, and a semi-auto pistol tucked into the back of you pants.

If you really want to cover all your bases, keep a crowbar handy to, in case the zombies are reinforced by interdimentional creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# now you're living in a fantasy world man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Malthusian!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# personally I believe
that when it was announced that there's going to be a reality TV show to decide who'd play Jade Goody in a musical, God decided to smite us.

And I'm an athiest!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# you could be Sec of State for Health too
are you a communist ex-postman?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# no
but I am an anarchist ex-plumber
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yes the world needs to die for that one
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# He
I.ve got to do some work today, so i wont be on here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# someone tell Otterby his boss has hijacked his account
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# the thing which I don't think the media or scientific community
has looked into enough is whether it's normal swine flu or swine man-flu...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# or it could all be bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# if the flu virus is so advanced that it has bollocks
I think it might just be a Mexican in a flu costume...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# it's all a sham to promote the sale of Donald Rumsfields Tamiflu

/starting a conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# well - perhaps THEY want us all to be vaccineated
so they can pump us full of whatever it is they pump us full of
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# reptilian DNA
*tinfoil hats*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# haha
I thought Donald Rumsfeld's Tamiflu was some sort of jazz combo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# i think that it's obvious that they are treating it as swine man-flu
otherwise it would just have made a small column on page 9 of the Grimsby Chronicle
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *girly voice* I think I have the flu too...
*paramedic carrying man out on stretcher*
"...haven't you heard of lemsip luv?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# pft! Lemsip is for nancy girls
Real women just have a box of Jaffa cakes and then get back to heavy duty jeremy kyle watching
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# is that one of the questions Coleen asks
to make sure they're "real women"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# bwah
ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)