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# In nearly three years I've never posted a CDC...
Time to break that duck...

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's a beaut
does it have some sort of flu?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yes, cockflu.
Flu of the cock.

It causes severe leakage as you can see...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# just needs a good beating is all
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *whispers*
I don't think that helps leaking matters...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)
# well I'm not going to stick a cork in the end
if that's what you're thinking madam
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# christ... imagine the catheter for that floppy bastard...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Typical man
Give the lady the heavy end...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's a lady?
*squints*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I'll give YOU the heavy end
/in your endo
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I'd imagine it must be a bit like carrying a futon mattress...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# funny looking duck...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's a funny-looking duck.
haha

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*EDIT* Ah, a cool, refreshing jet of mindpiss...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Sorry, that was clearly a typo...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Tell us the resignation tale!
(Perhaps a bit further up the board?)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Done :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)
# They'll cut off the spunk supplies if they're not more gentle.
Lovely.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Bloke on the right is mid-gentle massage....
Bloke on the left is knocked off his feet by the resulting thrashing...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)
# They should know the risk of CDC fondling in open water.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)
# IT'S DRIFTING STRIGHT FOR US!!!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)
# well......
you made up for it with THAT BABY:)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)