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# Depp suffered for his art...........
Bindun surely??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha :D
I so would do Hayek, as long as she didn't speak any English
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# same goes for most women
ooooohhhhh!
*blokey bloke bloke blokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Steampunk books
Any recommendations, my brain has turned into soup and I can only think of a few of the top of me head.

This is for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# nomad of the time streams - micheal moorcock,
anything by wells or verne. leauge of extraordinary gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# wells, vern, TLEG recommended
I will recommended the other one to them, ta sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# there is a lot to be said for having a bit of french screamed at you
Down side is standard grade french didn't cover "Quick get off I think I hear my parents car pulling in the drive way"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# When Salma speaks any English I just laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Johnny Depp and Salma Hayek together in the same place should really have set off some sort of sexy explosion*
Edit: Where are my manners? Woo!







*well it did in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# DAVE WHO!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ello, Dave.
Looking dapper this evening? In full 'pants-and-exotic-waistcoat' ensemble?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Unfortuantely just a T-shirt and jeans tonight
Its casual thursday, Burlesque night tomorrow though so the old glad rags will be out.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Beware, all bash-goers!
Dave turns up to bashes immaculately turned out.
Inadvertently making scruffy doods in jeans and fleeces regret not making the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I promise I will turn up a little less made up this time
Maybe only a floppy pimp hat and a cane.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Haha!
We can stage a 'floppy hat and cane' showdown between you and Dr When.

We can shake bunches of dollars and holler bets like Thais/Vietamese/Laotians as panicked chickens inexplicably flap about the makeshift arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# well i'm going in a nuns habit
but maybe i could dig out a nice smart waistcoat and pocket watch! i will nto be outdone by this dave person! whoever he is! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# 3 piece tweeds good sir?
I'd be up for some of that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# not tweed, but a three piece
Its a burlesque night in my home town tommorrow night. and the waistcoat doesn't really match the suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Burlesque night requires
charcoal pinstripe city suit. Bowler and ash walking cane with gold topped handle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ironic shell suit and bad moustache is coming back in for such Bacchanalian events, my fashion reporter colleagues tell me.
(It requires an enormous wedge of cash to pull off, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ha ha
I have a chocolate pinstripe and waistcoat that is slightly lighter, with a dark chocolate shirt. It is all set off by a blood red silk skinny tie.

I look like how I imagine sex does when its covered in chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hehehe!
Nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hello old man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# O_o
what!?

also son is instain himself?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha :D
The dirty bastard

I like the comment

You are the reason people don't like america
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# pfffft
but if its true then the dude probably has cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)