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# I don't wee on people for fun, if that's what you mean.
Nu-uh. Not my bag, baby.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# just tie them up and beat them with big leather straps
....

I might need to go for a lie down now.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I say!
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Beating them would mean paying attention.
Keep them in the cupboard and take them out when you need their services.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I wish I had a top sexy bloke in my cupboard for such emergencies
*sighs*
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I bet k3b/-\b would be up for that...
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# You paid attention to the wish, right?
b3th- some of those polish immigrants are quite swarthy and lush, get one of them.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# evens money at William Hill
;-)
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yes, and with my decreasing gut and boob size
my honed intellect and sweet nature I am getting close to satisfying the other criteria.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Moving right along...
I'd make a very good nurse.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I think you would too, you're very caring.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *mwah*
You're a lovely pickle, do you know that?
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D I try
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)