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K! - to the - 3! - to the b/-\b!

how the fuck are ya mate?

was thinking of getting in touch with gronk & bargey and having a Sunday lunch near a train station somewhere on the central coast. You up for it? Fortnights time perhaps?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

i can probably make it

although I'll have to come up with a convincing excuse to escape the house. I'm not sure how well "mum I'm off to meet a bunch of wierdos I met on the web"

edit: I presume sunday lunch involves plenty of liquid refreshments and isn't a salad and water...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

Tell her to grin and bear it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:50, archived)

I'd also have to tell her that I'm a wierdo on the interweb

she'd probably conclude I'm some sort of pervert...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

Just tell her Matt will be there.

She will probably want to come too!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

Matt is also the name of a gay guy I know...

I think the old chestnut of "so and so is having a party" might do...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)

You could tell her you're going to a Digital Arts meeting and that you've been invited by VIMOD

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

tell your mother that you're grown up now and you don't need to explain yourself to her

follow up by saying that if she's worried that you'll do something she wouldn't approve of then she doesn't have faith in how she raised you.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)

I like that argument, I think I will use it often

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

if she gets angry, just hug her and tell her you love her (before leaving)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

then she WILL think I'm gay.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

That's right, she'll think you're happy....

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

... and if she doesn't approve then she didn't raise you properly

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

well not in my eyes, but let's face it, my mum is a bigot.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

ahhh..... Catholic!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:30, archived)

Haha - I like that

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

pure awesomeness.

*summons up courage to tell mum*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

tell your mum you are 25 now and don't need her permission

then do what you want and prepare for her wrath.

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Shiksa, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

This sounds like a bold and daring plan

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:49, archived)

we shall venture where no b3tard has ventured before!

I'll let you guys decide on the venue
(or we could just figure it out at the station, either way... I know fuck nothing about the central coast, unless it is an industrial area)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)

I'm off to tokyo on the 14th

any time before that, I'm not working so I have no excuse

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:52, archived)

A weekday could be an idea - I'm not working either

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

^I can do weekdays much more easily...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

unemployed motherfuckers.

Not me,
I have tried for 5 months to get a weekday or 2 off to sort out a few things.....
never ends up happening.
*practices positive visualisation techniques again*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

if you give adequate notice and you have hours owing then they can't legally refuse

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

shall put it in tomorrow

*places other shit that needs sorting on hold:)*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

sound like a *ahem* "plan" then.

what time suits you guys?
I'll try & get a train that arrives close to yours?

/fucking hates "plans" as they never seem to work out. but this will change through positive visualisation techniques :D

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)

Just imagine a beer or two flowing into your mouth

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

here's where most of my plans fall down

Someone else choose a date because otherwise it's tuesday.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

I'm off now - but may pop back on later.

Tuesday the 12th is fine with me. If you guys arrange something, gaz me and let me know. Cheers!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

if you guys all meet up, take pictures and post them

so we can point and laugh

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Shiksa, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:11, archived)

someone gaz me as well because i'm not really paying attention right now

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

Sounds like Tuesday the 12th do then....

is 12.30 ok?
If so... I will gaz the super secret meeting place...
(best to email me through FB if there are any changes)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:22, archived)