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# I'll just leave this here if you don't mind. Just be careful not to press the trigger, there might be a round left in the chamber...
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# mind? it's lovely!
you make me think of bert gummer ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# A round?
Cheese and tomato I hope?

woo.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# WAR HUH!!! What is it good for???
I prefer mine to be load with JAM
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# stealing oil?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# oooh you cynic ;D
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# always!
that way, i'm never disappointed ;)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Bomb makers?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# you want bomb?
i make you bomb. you marry my sister, i give you free bomb.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Sounds like a win win situation
What's the catch?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# my sister is real ugly.
also, she's a bomb.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I'll take her
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# you want camel too?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# 4 camels and some Ak-47's
If you would be so kind
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# sorry, my english, she is not so good.
i meant camel toe. i cut my sister's camel toe out to keep her from men. you want it to make fun times?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# gah, you've soured the deal now
what good is a bomb without a camel toe?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# decoy!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# why is it always happy faces in your images?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I was about to just type that:P

Great fools etc.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# haha
reminds me of homer's make-up gun

You've got it set to 'Whore'!
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# remonds me.. hehe, made me imagine this was said by the undercover policeman in allo allo..
moaning.

bah.. you spotted it. my post will make no sense whatsoever now ;-)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I was pissing by the door when I eard two shits
did they have ninjas in Allo Allo?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yes
They have big boobies.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# van klomp's big boobies?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I will edit zis only once
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha ;-)
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# How do they get away with repeating that on sunday afternoons?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# there's a doughnut place at uni, they sell a doughnut with chocolate icing with vanilla icing 'drizzled' over it.
it looks like a bloke stuck his nob through the hole and came.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# and how does it taste?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# is that
a metal file stuck to a chrome tissue box?
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# just stand in front of it and I'll show you
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *pulls trigger*
akakakakakakakakad

yes, empty now tho.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 12:55, archived)