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# I had a tunncok's tea cake with a cup of tea
over lunch.

you can all touch me if you like, see if any of my awesomeness rubs off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *touches*
*shudders*
(Biscuit Boy - aka - mcvpjd3, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Can I skullfuck you?

I promise I'll yell Surprise! first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you shouldn't even have to ask
*luvs surprises*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I have a cup of tea without a teacake
is that any good?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# that's 70% as good
the tea cake is not the essential bit - it's the little flurry of wonderfulness on the side... like when an encore goes really well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I yam 'ungry
I could eat 10 teacakes and then stare at the remaining 2, feeling slightly sick but hearing their tempting call..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# teacakes do nothing for your hunger man
they're 80% fluffy nothing.

you need a bit of fruit or a slice of porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hmm nice.. thanks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *applauds*
You have a gift for writing, Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:09, archived)