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# Please tell that to my boss
I didn't shave today and he's not very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Does it affect your ability to do your job?
Are you customer-facing?

If the answer is no to both tell him to sod off, and tell him i told you you could say it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# That's the thing, I'm allowed to wear a Tshirt, cargos and trainers (unless a client is coming in)
But a bit of facial hair and it's a nono.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# If anything the beard is the source of all power.
If you can get it to grow into one feature with your hair then it powers up like the deathstar and fires a laserbeam out your nose.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think I love you
Beardy men are the BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Except trampy beards.
Trampy beards are a bit eeehhh.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# What's a trampy beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You know, the ones that are all manky and have birds living in them
And are grey and bedraggled and smell
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# One with a shape shaved into it
I think I'm confused about the definition of 'berad'

And 'trampy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Deep breaths, Scarry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# This kind of thick unkempt beard that combined with long hair makes you look like a tramp (and about ten years older)

twitpic.com/47nll/full
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Or a member of a thrash band
which you don't want to hear my opinions about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# They have tramps fronting thrash bands?
That would be quite cool to go see a band and there being a manky dog tied by a bit of rope to the microphone stand.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Fuck him, who is he- Thatcher?
Tell him if he's got a problem with your facial hair, he damn well better have a problem with all the women in the office's facial hair too. To their faces. Like a big brave boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# There are no womenz in this office
Well our accountant is, but she only works Tuesday mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ah, nuts.
I'd just say 'well you expect me to have to deal with that (gesture to his face) all day, what's your problem?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^THIS
let him front hairy mabel from human resources and tell her to shave that sprouting black mole on her chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft
You tell 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It fucking annoys me.
Not just because I eventually want all men to be banned from using razors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# you really like
the hasidic jew look, don't you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# They should all look like cro-magnons, smash.
Cro-magnons or pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY MAGNONS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :D
You make me laugh at least once a day, you loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# \o/
I'm happy with that strike rate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh God yes, PIRATES
*drools some more

Not the Somalian variety though, I'm strictly after the Jack Sparrow type
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Luckily, I've got a lookalike of my very own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You lucky thing!
*envies from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# i wouldn't say no to being dragged into hugh's cave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Yep, control freaks.
I try not to eat them too often.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# shave every day, except for a patch on your cheek
then paint a big mole under the unshaven bit

see how he likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)