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# *worships
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# thanks!
:) its almost beer tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# and not a moment too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Woo..

* Prepares the special weekend hat

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i would love a hat like that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hurrah to that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# There's no such thing as two
Fry told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yes there is, I was it once and now I'm not any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# But you are special
Noone else has ever been 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# :S
Yes they have. Silly maths people. You lot of all people should know about numbers like 2 and 56 and 3.4.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Dammit Fae, I'm a computer scientist not a mathematician
Unless you count discrete mathematics, even then it was mostly binary.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# piss x 2
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# There's no such thing as 2!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# 2 got a 1 pregnant
they had the baby threesus
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# little babby threesus from hevn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# this is like
an infinate number of mathematicians walk into a pub
the first ordered a pint of lager, the second ordered half, the third ordered a quarter and so on.

The barman said "There's your 2 pints of lager now fuck off"


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# and in the same vein, did you know that motion is in fact impossible.
to get from point A to point B, you first have to reach a point that is half way between, but before you get there, you have to reach the point that is halfway between point A and that point, etc.

Therefore you can't actually ever achieve motion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# this gives me an ample excuse not to turn in to work
on monday thanks! and its SCIENCE!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you might need a letter from your local physicist though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# This implies a minimum unit of space, to resolve the problem
but that raises further problems, because the length of the diagonal of a square is an irrational number, and squares can exist, and therefore there can't be any units of space.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# it's tricky isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Could try to make do with a minimum unit of time instead
but then Peter Lynds would pick a fight with you.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hmm
Therefore you can't actually ever achieve motion assuming time is passing in a series of infinitely-halving time periods.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# how many barrels of beer would you need?
quite a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# just one as long at holds at least 2 pints
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# a squillion zaxillion
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# But how does an infinite number of mathematicians fit into a finite pub?
well, first we assume the mathematicians are 3 identical spheres, and that the pub is comprised of 5 uniform sections of a cylinder....
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# it could also be at the intersection of a brane matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it depends how big the finite pub is
its all relative, its probably a weatherspoons tho...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hmmm this is true
and mathematicians usually prefer real ale
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# To what?
Hello all

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# haha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I for one welcome our new two overlords!
very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# :D
beer o'teh clok
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# this is great to see...
...thank you!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# thanks!
i'm pleased you liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:45, archived)