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# He's extremely pleased with his new investment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I am going to make parkin tomorrow, OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Does that mean the end of the
Wah Wah Wah I want parkin bollocks? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# hey
well, i am banned now, or at least in the warning stage until tomorrow, then i will not be able to post or reply. I hope everyone enjoyed the Icke piece i posted, sadly, i was blocked from seeing your replies. But i can only imagine there was a explosion of bitterness and ridicule. But, how funny is that?

Very few got me at all. Truth is, I don't come here to change your minds, i come here to be laughed at and insulted, but out of that comes amazing comedy, the responses i get are amazing, like shaking a bee hive, and then i get stung to death, i am running for my life. But at least it is not boring, the worst thing in life is to be bored. So I cannot post or reply after tomorrow, will miss you all.

catnipppp
(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# and now i see i cannot even see your replies to what i wrote here
So, have fun, stay well, and keep posting,

until next time....

c

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(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *plants a big kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# *glees*
i'm upset today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# whats up honey?
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# staple removal did not go according to plan.
i'm mostly healed, except for the part that's oozing. i've been confined to the house and banned from doing anything. i can't even do the dishes! i'm going to be bored shitless!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# thanks
better late than never ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# speaking of which
its time for my dinner! tara!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# before i go though...
waddup?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i'm oozing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# seeping or oozing?
what u broke?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# oozing.
i broke my stomach. had 36 staples taken out today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# cool
top tip - don't poke it

Hope you stop oozing soon :)
tara for now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# bye :3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# aaaaw
Does thinking of a kitten quiche help?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ferret flans?
Parrot pies?
Tapir tarts?
What about annoying person in front of you in the queue mince?

If you want a dash down to London. I'll share ya this:



Plus my pizza comes in a coffin. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hmm
i like a good mince. with peas, carrots, gravy and mash.

EDIT: bloody hell, that sounds lush! much better than the packet of quavers i've just had!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# you came in a coffin?
...oh the pizza came in a... wait how does a ...no i don't want to think about it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Like this..
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# that
is the coolest pizza box i've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# website rocks
www.hellpizza.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# it rocks
and it rolls.
all night long, sweet suzie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Is that one of their desserts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
#
#rappola
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Well Trained Ferrets?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# No, that can never happen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# You mean apart from when i kept a well trained ferret
and ferrets have been used throughout history for ferreting?

I HAZ PIZZAS ON TEH ORDER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# They are like cats
My great grandad used them for poaching and my dad used to know a guy who used one for running cables
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Your dad's mate used your grandad for running cables?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# yeah he did, it payed the bills
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I have actually seen cable running done by ferrets.
Well the string leader anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# yes.
trained to catch rabbits and eat frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Damn those French peeps!
THere should have been more ferrets at the Battle of Hastings, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# YES
but that may have made our proud english ferrets sick, eating so many frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Yes but if we interbred them with Spitfires we'd be on to a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# huh?
whasgoinon
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This is officially the most confused reaction I've ever had to a post.
edit: is it stupidly fast on firefox or something? I previewed it on IE and it's fairly fast there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# :)
nah, just playin'

I've watched all three pages of keyboard cat now and I've got the giggles

playhimoffkeyboardcat.com
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# SPIN IT RICK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# No
I have the Ievan Polkka going in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# is that harry potter?
www.pown.it/3191?r=635606
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# the one he's pointing at
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha, that is wonderfully gay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Turn . . . turn . . . tern . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# OOOOOOH. I get it now.
What the fuck, Porsche, what the fuck.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Haha
I didn't realise there was anything to get
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# haha what is even happening i dont know help
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)