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# Some flypaper for your desktops.
I recently got a new lens and it's utterly fucking brilliant. I'm having to learn to shoot all over again and I love it.

Click for 1680x1050. Crop to your liking if your screen isn't wide.

Sorry it's not funny/hatstand. Please post more flies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# zipped or unzipped?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Unzipped.
Left one is 420kb, right one is 600.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# o0 er missus
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# man i'm tired
j.photos.cx/Cat_01-494.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# nom nom nom
j.photos.cx/Cat_04-a21.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Survive?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Yes
hold on..
j.photos.cx/Cat_05-b56.jpg (needs a face swap)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# That's some pretty bloody good work on that wheel.
I guess you cut the three struts in two places each and started the cross radial cuts, then just friction bust it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# wasn't me...
but i'd imagine they'd done that
I would have oiled the cats head and pushed it back in
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Wow, they are wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# is it a telephoto
and you were actually half a mile away, don't tell Jahled he'll be challenging you to some sort of lens duel.

also, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# It's a macro lens, but also serves as a medium telephoto.
It's cocking ace. It's better than my eyes. I want to get rid of my eyes and have two of these lenses wired up to my brain instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# *gets chainsaw out*
hold still.... wait you want to be alive when they're fitted?
...oh this will be difficult!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# a splendid plan
although i think Jahled has you beat, his lens will take pics that detailed from half a mile away, where is he, he's like dave w, always appears as you mention his name
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Does he work for MI6?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:26, archived)
# sometimes i do wonder
by day he masquerades as a mild mannered janitor at london zoo, by night...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# so why do they call them
'house' flies?

woo pics by the way AG
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# 'Cos they is into bangin' choons, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno
techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno techno aciiiieeeeeeeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You know what you wanna do, mate,
what you wanna do is put a bangin' DONK on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:24, archived)
# when all the cool kids were
dropping Fs and going to secret discotheques in tents in fields and warehouses,

I was into the Metal so taht thing just passed me by, as has the brain damage that I didn't incur. Not even an itty bit. And I was headbanging at the time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# yay for new camera equipment!
I bought myself a new digital single lens reflect camera yesterday
A blazin' Nikon D40 with the lens for only 250€!
*happies*
EDIT: woo to the pics, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# shouldn't you have put it out first?
or did you buy it from the Blazin' squad?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I did try to put it out
but they noticed and nearly called the cops
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Wise purchase by the way
D40s is well cheap innit. And you can always trade in the body (of the camera) later and keep the lenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 10 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yeah, why not
although i recon the lens is crappier than the body
still, I must have some fun with it first hehehhhehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# "not only have we put neon lights on these guys, but also, a dvd player and drinks machine....."
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# very very nice indeed :)
what camera you using?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Thank you. (:
My machinoid companion is a Canon EOS 400D.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:41, archived)