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# Otters were invented in 1715, by frenchman d'Argentiqueniommeiouex Waterstoat
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Needs more belm
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Tiger balm you say!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Tiger brand coffee
is a real treat
even tigers like it
instead of real meat!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I was not invented by a Frenchman
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# were you entered by a frenchman?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# No, luckly you can smell them from 50 miles away
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# this is true
as much as i like sex, even i draw the line when it comes to frenchies.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# John Reno as Leon is cool.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# but french
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# they've got a weird neck-burning fetish as well
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# so i've heard.
some of them like to burn women's pubic hair, they call it a twatalight.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Wikipeadia says yes
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ray!!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Gods bless you, d'Argentiqueniommeiouex Waterstoat, for your wonderful invention
Asian Shortclawed Otters, oh yes. Best of all the animals, even including horsies.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# otter sub!
does it contain pilchards?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Bob the builder's cat?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# i don't know
cats do not belong on sandwiches.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Isn't that a subotter?
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I AM HOT AND I FEEL SICK AND IT'S NOT FAIR.
Bloody love otters though.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Have some Andrew's Liver Salts and sit in a fridge, then.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I haven't got any and the fridge is full of the sales teams' sarnies.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Well you're bordering on just moaning, now.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Duh, girl.
Dizzy, too.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# You probably have a virus, if you are going to be sick, throw up on the persons you really don't like in the office
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# They're all downstairs....
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# throw up out the window
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# If I feel this shit in an hour
I'm fucking going home.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bah
Too many people being ill at the moment. Office climates aren't helping.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastiche!
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Otterly superb!
:D
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:08, archived)