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# I was 4. Beardedwife was 8
And I searched in vain to find crackers at Christmas that had a toy tasche in them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Similarlybeardedotherwife was 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Do you enjoy winding him up by saying
"When you were ____ I was only ___ you cradlesnatcher!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yep.
2 years to 30!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Don't, I've only got 1 year to 30 O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *does the special dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you will be licking windows next, if you keep on doing the special dance
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Beardedwife enjoyed becoming 30
because he believes when you add the two digits of your age together it shows your actual age.

He's now 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# this is a theory that my mouth has also espoused.
it is a good theory :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yep, we do the same thing.
I'm 6!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I used to do that to the ex, she didn't like it
She was 8 years older then me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# When I was born
the manwife was 23... o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# With age comes experience... And a life insurance policy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He told me I was in his will the other day
he is such a grown up.

...KER - CHING!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Phwoar, I bet he's lush though.
The older they get, the better they get. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# True.
He has Swedish genes and everything the lucky sod, so he looks like a twelve year old with grey hair.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# mr b3th was 29 when I was born
well, 28 and 11 months
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Good stuff :D
*Younger bit of intoxicatingly grand fluff high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)