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# Dick Beattie? I'll see you in court.
Mother around, looking through old photos, found this of me circa 1986.

(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I was 2.
Also it should be the law to wear the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I was 2 once.
It didn't work out.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
I was 21
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I was 4. Beardedwife was 8
And I searched in vain to find crackers at Christmas that had a toy tasche in them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Similarlybeardedotherwife was 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Do you enjoy winding him up by saying
"When you were ____ I was only ___ you cradlesnatcher!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Yep.
2 years to 30!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Don't, I've only got 1 year to 30 O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *does the special dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you will be licking windows next, if you keep on doing the special dance
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Beardedwife enjoyed becoming 30
because he believes when you add the two digits of your age together it shows your actual age.

He's now 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# this is a theory that my mouth has also espoused.
it is a good theory :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yep, we do the same thing.
I'm 6!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I used to do that to the ex, she didn't like it
She was 8 years older then me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# When I was born
the manwife was 23... o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# With age comes experience... And a life insurance policy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He told me I was in his will the other day
he is such a grown up.

...KER - CHING!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Phwoar, I bet he's lush though.
The older they get, the better they get. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# True.
He has Swedish genes and everything the lucky sod, so he looks like a twelve year old with grey hair.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# mr b3th was 29 when I was born
well, 28 and 11 months
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Good stuff :D
*Younger bit of intoxicatingly grand fluff high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I was 6 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I was 10 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Never mind all of that
what are your feelings re: cracket hats?

Enquiring minds, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I'm not a 'hat' person, myself
/sorry, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# But.... but....
it's CHRISTMAS.

I've cried because people won't wear the hat before now.

*waggles hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It's not that I won't wear them (I usually end up wearing them if everyone else is)
I'd just rather not
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *waggles hat more fervently*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# raise an eyebrow as well and I'm yours
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Consider it raised.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I'm not a hat person, maybe I just haven't tried the right hat
I'd love to try one of these though:
www.militaryheritage.com/images/hat005.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# They don't come out of crackers
and you'd look like my old wooden soldier chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# You just wait
I'll make my own crackers this christmas with 95th Rifles Shakos made of paper in them!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I was -6 in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# My mind can't cope with the premise that people who are now adults (16-19 year olds) were born in the 90s
It's just too recent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You and me both.
I'm 17 in a month tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I was (nearly) 10 when you were born!
Does not compute
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# My mum's husband of ten years was (nearly) 10 when she was born.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It's legally acceptable to do sex onto someone born in 1993 now.
1993!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Not someone born on the 15th of May 1993
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Children I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I know!
Isn't it marvellous?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Stay away from my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I would
But they keep mobbing me wherever I go.

Mainly the girls - I don't mind that - but your male friends are minging.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Lucky I don't have many male friends, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Indeed. Otherwise I'd be suing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# If you're in Brazil
They could have been born in 1995. THEY WERE BORN AFTER PULP FICTION CAME OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# PULP FICTION IS GAY!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I was awesome in 1986.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i was in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Me too.
And 1987.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# 1987? What the fuck is going on?
mu mu, mu mu
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I was mediocre in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've been on b3ta for 1 year 1 month and 2 days
And in the last 12 hours I've realised for the first time that Panasonic's name isn't Panasonic, and that your name isn't medicore (WHY would I even think that??). Perhaps I'm secretly dyslxcis
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Haha
www.medicore.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# 'Blood lancets'
Sounds like a great euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Lady Lite, the gentle lancet
A delicate tip lancet design especially for the feminine fingertip.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I do that a lot
there's a term for it, seeing what you think you're seeing.. er.. can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# not paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Yes please
With sprinkles on!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ^_^
fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I was circainly not in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I was two years too late with my novel on an oppressive big brother state in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Don't be silly, that'd have been 1968.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I accidentally my 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I was 5
She was 7, I still remember how the sunlight caressed her hair in the afternoon sun. Years later she'd break my heart, but back then our innocent love seemed to be all the world was about.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you probably have
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# What's a nothing cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# 1986 was invented by the Swedes in 1984
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# What's a 1986?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I am 1986


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I am 1986 too, and so's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I died in 1986
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I watched 'Aliens' in 1986.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# i win
i was 21 in 1986 really don't remember much about it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I was 26
:(
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# pipped at the post
hahahahaha! *points at doddery old person.

it's not often i get to do that on here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# You are him!
Admit it!

(fume troll, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:57, archived)