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Mmmm...useful
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(, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
hahaha, brilliantly useless and even more depressing
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36,
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"So tell me, are you a 22ml consumed or a 478ml remaining kind of guy?"
278ml left?I'm more of a "hey after this crate, and the crate under the table we've only got three crates left" kind of a guy.
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Fri 15 May 2009, 12:43,
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Unless he's European it'd be 90ml consumed :P
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45,
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You're not wrongThat was so strange I was in Finland last summer and the pubs all have pint glasses (568ml) but they serve you 500ml in them, that missing 68 is bloody annoying.
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Fri 15 May 2009, 12:50,
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Bastard evil waiter in the Conan Doyle nicked my friend's pint on SundayThere was still the last mouthful of beer left in the glass. She was very upset, she likes beer.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 May 2009, 12:39,
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what a prick we nearly got kicked out of a pub after we complained about the last bit in our jug being takenneedless to say we don't drink there any more.
Although the notable exception was when they had a free beer and wontons thing. By fuck I left hammered.
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Fri 15 May 2009, 12:42,
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Although the notable exception was when they had a free beer and wontons thing. By fuck I left hammered.
The Conan Doyle's gone downhill a bitThey managed to screw up my friend's food order. TWICE. First time the waiter brought the wrong order, then he brought the hastily-assembled Welsh Rarebit. Minus the cheese.
We might find somewhere else to eat.
(We might find somewhere else to eat.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48,
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AgreedI love making a huge fuss about a couple of mouthfuls of old warm flat beer with backwash in it
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 15 May 2009, 12:52,
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I PAID FOR ITand besides, it's more the circumstances in which my incident happened, the bar bloke was a right cunt A RIGHT FUCKING CUNT AND FUCK IT, I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO LAY A HAND ON ME OR MY MATES SO I COULD FUCKING FLATTEN HIM. We politely requested several times that he return our little bit of beer in a jug and he pretended not to hear. He did however miraculously hear our under the breath insults. HE CAN'T HAVE A LARGE PENIS. LITTLE ARSELICKING SHITFORBRAINS BARCUNT.
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Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59,
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