A pompous guest at the hotel I work in complained that his room service order took 'longer than if I'd cooked it myself'. The fact is that someone has to cook it and then it has to be delivered to the room, ie, IT TAKES FUCKING LONGER YOU OVERPAID WANKER!
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17,
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indeed
i slept walked once in a hotel, i woke up naked in the lift... hahaha
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best,
Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22,
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oh was that you?
hurrah for cctv
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25,
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actually
it was in some hotel in earls court, took me 10 mins of knocking on the door to be let back in. hahaha i was very drunk at the time. i did work in hotel once and a naked lady appraoched me to let her back in the room and she was hiding her shame with a kettle and a t-towel
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best,
Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32,
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haha!!!
blister surly?
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17,
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As a kid i actually burnt my hand in a very similar way.
(WillwillwritehiswillAn arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20,
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