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# Arty Weekend 'ning
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# sleepy mole
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nings sir
he is a grumpy mole. Is he looking for Thumbelina?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# to put her up his arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# THAT'S NOT IN THE STORY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# not in the version I read to my daughter it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# then that isn't the real version then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# damn publishing houses expurgating the best bits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Oh, a book
I was on about the pr0n version
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# that's wrong
fairy tale pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# No it isn't, it is all kinds of right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# too many frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# That is the Jap version, I never knew a women could put that many frogs inside her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# that is a magic number that shoud never be known
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# how many are we talking about?
I'm sure I could manage 10
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# STOP IT
you'll give Welsh girls a bad name!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# HOORAY!!
crams in another 3
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# RIBBIT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# for extra stimulation??
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I saw a clip from a porn version of Alice in Wonderland
a couple of weeks ago. It was all kinds of wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ha I can imagine
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I thought he was going dogging.
Isn't that where he meets Ratty and Toad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ^^^ this
I think you'll find the lyrics go..."thumbelina dance, thumbelina sing...up my arse"
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I definately don't have a mole, thumbelina, arse perpetual motion gif for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# YET!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# THAT'S HOW IT'S STAYING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# "Thumbelina, what's the difference if you're very small?
When your heart is full of love you're STILL WEDGED UP MY ARSE"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# lovely pic
but not happy that i've now not only got the "I am a mole and I live in a hole" song running through my brain...i've also got the thumbelina, tiny little thing there too :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh thanks, now I have them... 0_o
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oh sorry :(
*sings Agadoo to remove said pollution*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# nah - you need this...
b3ta.com/board/9449523
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# thanks..that's much better
ba...ba,paaaa...paaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# What she said^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Oh hello Mr Mole :D
I once nearly stood on a mole whilst walking over hills and across fields in Northern France. I have never forgiven my dad for not letting me bring him home!

Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Nicely done sir :)
Where is my pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# You have to tell me what you want first, it's got to be tailor made...
personal service and all that, fnar fnar
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# a nice steampunk robot, please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# aaaaw. He looks how I feel!
I'm tired, hungover, I don't want to be at work and I just got a bad online review because someone booked to stay in the centre of London and didn't like me as I couldn't make London quiet for him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# pffft, the stupid sod :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# She was insane!
Overall percentage of 28.
Safety 20% (she was in a private room which had lockers).
20% for fun (she wouldn't even talk to any of the other guests).

She actually complained that I wouldn't make the noise in London quieter for her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# You should have fucked her then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# she was a he in the original post...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# you should have sent her to Clapham Common in the dark
it would have got very friendly very quickly and then very very quiet for ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Sounds magical :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hey
it could be next year's 'must-go' destination!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Why would I send her to a gay cruising area when we have one just round the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# see - you do have the required skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# She didn't enjoy the morning dash for the methadone at Boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Send Ninjas at him.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I think that's a fair criticism
pull your finger out!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I will
after I've finished ripping out her entrails:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Woo.. can we also have Real Photo Saturday as well?

Look what I found in my wife's bush!
PS: Sorry I posted it in the wrong place (new thread), but very quickly deleted it.



ALSO NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Awwww!
Yesterday, a blackbird landed on a wall about a foot away from me whilst I was walking home. It scared the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)