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# He looks like a very sensible chap.
Unlike these bastards on /talk.

Was talk invented as a sort of gutter to suck all the trolling bastards down the pan and away from the proper board? They're all a bunch of dysfunctional arseholes, ive never seen anything quite like it!

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Something like that.
I went on /talk for about ten minutes last week and in that time ended up on two shock sites. Foolish of me.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# did you post something over there and not get the reaction you expected?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Looks like it
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Thats just the follow up
see 4am last night.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
i think P3L3 is way out of their leaugue
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh god!
Sam No!

I feel like Shaun out of Shaun of the dead when he finds out his fat mate has been bitten and will become a zombie.

DONT TURN INTO ONE OF THEM SOULMAN! PLEASEEEE!!!
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Well last night I wanted to
"go on the internet immediately and register my disgust throughout the world" -(comicbook guy) about the new star trek movie, so I did and ended up having a mildly amusing cussing match with a few people on there, but they get so serious! The raw vitriol is unbelievable! Some of them are in serious need of a cuddle.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# it looks more like everyone else was joking and you took it seriously, though
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I was thinking that.
Maybe my 'style' reads as if im being all serious. I dont know, but with very few exceptions (long ago) b3ta has never done anything other than make me chuckle or roar laughing.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I thought the bit where you said you'd be out shagging your girlfriend tonight was a real insight to a calm collected gentleman on the internet.
Who was, above it all.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i'm certainly no gentleman
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I am, mind.
I own a plethora of lovely hats.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I fess up
I was actually taken aback by the hatred and therefore was 'emotionally compromised' in this instance. Its not happened for a while though!
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# You really should calm down on the internet.
I've made fun of many, many fatties on here in my time for that very thing.
In a way, I feel I'm doing this nation a great service.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry for dragging this one onto board.
It got stuck to my shoe.

Have a purdy bird of peace before I depart:



Its not finished yet.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# WHAT?! I didn't ask you to post a picture. That isn't GMoS.



:(
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Nods
Smiles

Backs off without breaking eye contact.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# You don't GMoS?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# He's been here ten years, he must GMoS
mustn't he?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# TO THE MEMEPEDIA!
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# that's fab
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# that's well nice
:)
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.

Probably.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Does Not Compute.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This is terrible.
You've got yourself worked up on the internet, and I even hadn't had a go at you yet.

What gives nerds?
This is terrible banter.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# here's where we come over and call you names
we're feral we are
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# i'm literally chomping at the bit
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:35, archived)