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# OH god don't talk to me about lawn mowing...
2 weeks ago, my lawnmower caught fire as it couldn't cope with the grass length. Last weekend a cordless drill caught fire in my living room while it was charging. I'm just waiting for the third thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha Real lols!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Scary shit on the drill though
If i hadnt been in the room and acted fast, the whole house would have burned down
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# With 90% of my personal property being paper, and therefore KINDLING,
that's kinda my number one fear.

That and spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I can't stop thinking about it and ive now resorted to unplugging everything bar the freezer when i go to work
If i hadn't seen it start in front of me, I could have been trapped in the living room while it burned away my WOODEN CLAD house (and i promise you i'm not joking on that).

*shivvers*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# are you some sort of DIY Robinson Crusoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# haha, pretty much. Think of me as Jacob from Lost and you're pretty much there
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I've never seen Lost
the closest I can get is thinking of you as a lost Jacob's cracker - will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that'll do pig, that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Eep.
*goes to check his currently-charging cordless drill*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha that sounds like something from The Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *pours cornflakes into bowl*
*bowl catches fire*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Just light a match to pre-empt it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)